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The supply of available curse words is insufficent to meet my demands. Unknown

Absurd Curses Relatable

At this point, sarcasm is a reflex. Unknown

Absurd Sarcasm Relatable

The only squats I do are when I have to get to the bottom of the fridge. Unknown

Absurd Squat Relatable

I haven't checked my bank account in 3 weeks, but my card hasn't been declined so everything's fine. Unknown

Absurd Relatable

I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up. Unknown

Funny Relatable

"I need to stop" I whispered as I clicked next episode. Unknown

Relatable

I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. Unknown

Being Lazy Relatable

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. Unknown

Relatable

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Unknown

Unlucky Relatable

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Unknown

True Relatable

I realized I might have a road rage problem when my kid started yelling "Pick a line asshole" in the grocery cart. Unknown

Road Relatable

People who snore always fall asleep first. Unknown

Snore Asleep Relatable

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday? Unknown

Monday Friday Relatable

Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave. Unknown

Government Marriage Relatable

I'm shy at first but I do the stupidest random things when I get comfortable with someone. Unknown

Shy Relatable

Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. Unknown

Google Adult Relatable

Mirror and camera have two completely different ideas of what you look like. Unknown

Mirror Camera Relatable

I need a six month vacation twice a year. Unknown

Vacation Relatable

You are amazing because you always do the best you can do even though life is very hard. Unknown

Life Amazing Hard You Are Amazing

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. Unknown

Life Boring Fun Relatable

I think it is amazing that you have the courage to wake up each morning to face each day. Unknown

Amazing Wake Up Each Day Each Morning You Are Amazing

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. Unknown

Food Technology Download Relatable

You believe in miracles, in the fruit of labor and in the meaning of life and that is amazing. Unknown

Amazing Miracles Meaning Of Life Labor You Are Amazing

Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life. Unknown

Judge Perfect Judging Relatable

You laugh at little things when you think that it cannot make you better and it’s so amazing. Unknown

Little Things Amazing Laugh You Are Amazing

Sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie then only to have a human giraffe sitting in front of you. Unknown

Cinema Relatable