1634 Wife Quotes for You to Enjoy

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' Adam Sandler

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I can't imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can't imagine a life without her. Adam Scott

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I am a simple man, though my wife says I am complicated. I'll trust her on that one. Adam West

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My love for my wife Roya is so intense that I gave up alcohol. My love for my father was so great that when he made me promise him that I'd lose weight, I did and lost 167 kg.! Adnan Sami

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I met my wife in Oxford, fell in love with her, and followed her to New York. I was an illegal there for the first few years, until we got married, so I ended up doing lots of interesting jobs, some for a few days, some for a few months. Adrian McKinty

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My first wife was a theater person. Ahmet Ertegun

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On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me! Akshay Kumar

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! Akshay Kumar

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You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn't want to do a book, but rather than tell the same old stories over and over when my wife Angie and I are out at parties, I could just hand out a bunch of books, and she won't have to hear them ever again. Al Jourgensen

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My wife Gwenaelle prepares an 'energy shot' for me for breakfast. It's a mix of linseed, cereal, and raisins, with fresh fruit like kiwi. She also adds yogurt for added texture and some pollen and honey for an energy booster. Alain Ducasse

I only get fat when I eat food cooked by other chefs. At home, my wife does all the cooking. She makes simple things like soups and salads. We both like steamed tofu. Alain Ducasse

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife. Alan Arkin

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Moving around a lot allows you to experience many different cultures and learn about the ways that different people in different parts of the country live, and it probably made me somewhat more adventuresome and allowed me to meet my future wife in Pensacola. Alan G. Poindexter

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My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. Alan J. Heeger

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I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making. Alan Jackson

I like to eat Wheaties Fuel for breakfast with fresh fruit and egg whites. For lunch, I like to eat my wife's 'homerun chicken,' which is chicken, rice and vegetables, and for dinner I eat grilled steak or a couple of chicken breasts with rice and vegetables. During the day, I drink OhYeah! protein shakes as a snack. Albert Pujols

My wife and I love children. We have five of our own. I would ask that anyone who looks up to me would instead look up to God. I am nothing without Him. Everything I do in life and in baseball is to glorify Him. Albert Pujols

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I have my older daughter Ireland and my wife Hilaria, and I have Carmen and Rafael. Alec Baldwin

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My second wife, the mother of one of my sons, died of murder. I was not with her, but I could have saved her. I think. Alejandro Jodorowsky

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The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship. Alex Campbell

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