6 Puke Quotes for You to Enjoy

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. Rush Limbaugh

Before I Can Must Paragraphs Only New Read Times York New York New York Times Story Many Puke Honest

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin

Art People Comedy Laugh Without Making Them Puke

It's rare for me to read any fiction. I almost only read nonfiction. I don't believe in guilty pleasures, I only believe in pleasures. People who call reading detective fiction or eating dessert a guilty pleasure make me want to puke. Ira Glass

Me People Rare Reading Believe Dessert Pleasure Pleasures Guilty Guilty Pleasure Detective Eating Only Almost Make Call Read Nonfiction Any Want Fiction Who Puke

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting. Lucy Punch

Funny Find Disgusting Personally Puke

When Photoshop came around, I thought I'd died and went to heaven. When I hear artists say, 'Oh, the good old days' or 'I'm old school,' I just want to puke. There's no tool I won't use. Marilyn Minter

I worked at this great Toronto bar, Indian Motorcycle. I started off as the grunt. I was the guy who cleaned up the puke and the ashtrays and the garbage. Worked in front from four in the afternoon until four in the morning. Diego Klattenhoff