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I've tried my hardest to bribe my chef, but my team have been clever and hired someone who not only is not bribeable but who chases me round the house and makes sure I eat what he's cooked, and he lays out my vitamin pills and supplements in front of me so I can't 'forget' to take them. Usain Bolt

Me Clever Out Tried Eat Someone Only Lays Take Supplements He House Sure Chef Makes Pills Hired Been Forget Front Them Cooked Bribe Team Who Round Hardest

My first paying gig was a play called 'The Voice of the Prairie' at a theater that no longer exists in Chicago called Wisdom Bridge. I played a fast-talking radio huckster - a salesman of crystal sets in the 1920s - and I actually won an award. Look at that! And then promptly didn't get hired for a year. Denis O'Hare

Wisdom First Year Sets Gig Promptly Voice Longer Look Crystal 1920s Prairie Hired Salesman Exists Chicago Won Get Theater Then Paying Radio Bridge Award Play Actually Played

No one who hired Siegfried & Roy was shocked when they brought a tiger onstage. So you shouldn't be shocked if you book a comedian and she points out that the emperor has no clothes. Adam Conover

You Book Clothes Out Brought Onstage Points No-One Emperor Comedian She Tiger Hired Shocked Who Roy

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