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You know, most good playwrights write seven good plays and then something happens and after that they're crap. Sarah Kane

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I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own. Siobhan Fahey

Writing Guitarist Own Find My Own Crap Really Hard

I have days where I feel like crap and I look at my body and I'm like, 'I haven't been able to work out as much. I can see my butt drooping a little bit.' And I'm just like, 'Oh well.' Stacy Keibler

I'm the type of guy if there's a haunted hotel in town, I'm staying there and will stay up all night waiting to get the crap scared out of me. Stephen Colletti

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Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball. Summer Altice

I feel closest to God with a pitchfork full of crap in my hands. I'm serious! Tab Hunter

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If I had to control what I was speaking, it would be a chore. Right now I just feel I've got my shoes off, everybody comes in, I talk. If I was an actor it could be a problem, but right now I just talk all the crap, I can badmouth anybody I want, I can say what I want and move on. Tarsem Singh

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Rock will never be dead for me. Do I like a lot of what I hear on rock music radio? No, not for the most part. I'm not a fan of the regurgitated Pearl Jam and Nickelback crap that's the biggest thing in the Midwest. There isn't that big of a market for rock anymore. Every once in a while something happens and you like it. Taylor Hawkins

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NASA didn't give a crap what gender you were or what race you were. If you could do the math, you were valuable. Theodore Melfi

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I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap. Tyler Perry

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My biggest bits of advice are, write as much as you can, finish what you start, get a thick skin, don't take crap from anyone, but also live your life and have fun. The stereotype of a writer holed up alone all day is really unhelpful. You can't write real people and real emotion if you don't let yourself experience them. Victoria Aveyard

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I was always told that films were evil and such, but I started to realise what a load of crap it was that something this good should be forbidden. I had been allowed to read as much as I wanted when I was younger, so I recognised great art when I saw it; I just didn't realise it would be at the cinema as well. Wes Craven

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Without a shadow of doubt, Trafalgar Square has to be one of the most crap urban public spaces in the world. Will Self

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The main differences between contemporary English and American literature is that the baleful pseudo-professionalism imparted by all those crap M.F.A. writing programs has yet to settle like a miasma of standardization on the English literary scene. But it's beginning to happen. Will Self

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Well if it's outside of New Japan or Ring of Honor, I'm just worried about tacos, mostly. You gotta go corn tortilla, a little steak, a little cilantro, a little onion, and maybe a little salsa. No cheese or sour cream and all that crap. Adam Page

Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen. Chuck Palahniuk

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The rankings - they don't mean crap, to be honest. Urijah Faber

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