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I'm going to college to get a good enough job to pay for college.
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We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept.
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The supply of available curse words is insufficent to meet my demands.
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At this point, sarcasm is a reflex.
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The only squats I do are when I have to get to the bottom of the fridge.
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I haven't checked my bank account in 3 weeks, but my card hasn't been declined so everything's fine.
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My problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.
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