Absurd Quotes

We kill people who kill people, because killing people is wrong. Unknown

Absurd Relatable

I'm going to college to get a good enough job to pay for college. Unknown

Funny College Absurd Relatable

We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people. Unknown

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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. Unknown

Weekend Absurd Relatable

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept. Unknown

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The supply of available curse words is insufficent to meet my demands. Unknown

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At this point, sarcasm is a reflex. Unknown

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The only squats I do are when I have to get to the bottom of the fridge. Unknown

Absurd Squat Relatable

I haven't checked my bank account in 3 weeks, but my card hasn't been declined so everything's fine. Unknown

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My problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving. Unknown

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