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Tommy Chong

Tommy Chong

Canadian Actor

Born: May 24, 1938

Jail Just Me Never World You

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You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. Tommy Chong

You Become Through Checks Checks And Balances Balances Dictator

The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil. Tommy Chong

Together Brought About More Families Than Thing Dr Phil

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. Tommy Chong

Justice System Lies American Just Unfortunately Riddled

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. Tommy Chong

You Lose Lost Think Though Citizenship Know Well Might Your

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian. Tommy Chong

Time Me Put Comedian Until Up Jail Just Turned Activist

Once you're a felon you're a target. Tommy Chong

You Once Target

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. Tommy Chong

Big Pot Never Smoke Did Much

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.' Tommy Chong

Religion You Obey Police Thought Spirituality Country Says Okay Run Know Doing Go Questions Die Listen While Ask Your

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. Tommy Chong

Me Everything Cosmic Very Happens

I'm a hybrid. Tommy Chong

Hybrid

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls. Tommy Chong

'That '70s Show' was one of the highlights of my life. I didn't expect to be on it as long as I was. Tommy Chong

Life My Life Long Highlights Expect Show

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh. Tommy Chong

Best You People Try Joke Own Ownership Chaplin Mine Laugh Tells Charlie Charlie Chaplin Tripped Guy Put Stumbled Like Know Go Oh Mean Nowhere Thing Things

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. Tommy Chong

Good Crime Never Boy Been Convicted Really Serious

The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career. Tommy Chong

Musical Deal Huge Any Grammy Height Career

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. Tommy Chong

Home Me Marshall Take Lot Get Going Plane Paid Whole

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in. Tommy Chong

Sit Sax He Well Used Played

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. Tommy Chong

You Country France Know Got Reagan Left

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. Tommy Chong

Me Exciting Most Jail Happened Ever Thing

Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band. Tommy Chong

Old Band Musician Out About Well Years Started

I've always been into improvisation. Tommy Chong

Always Been Improvisation

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