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Robert Anton Wilson
American
Writer
Born:
Jan 18
,
1932
Become
God
Live
Only
People
You
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If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.
Robert Anton Wilson
Become
Own
Virtually
Destined
System
See
Only
Blind
Deaf
Dumb
According
Belief
Things
On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.
Robert Anton Wilson
Prison
Increasingly
Security
Only
Huge
Intelligent
Maximum
Jail
Break
Plan
Planet
Choice
Resembles
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Robert Anton Wilson
Love
You
Big
Small
Allow
Annoy
What You Love
Precisely
The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.
Robert Anton Wilson
Other
Marks
Border
Unreal
Rival
Between
Real
Fixed
Just
Where
Place
Gangs
Standstill
Each
Fought
Last
All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense.
Robert Anton Wilson
Sense
Some
Unreal
Real
Meaningless
Phenomena
Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.
Robert Anton Wilson
War
God
Struggle
Satan
Evil
Goodness
Every
Liars
Sold
Markets
Spheres
Religious
Totally
Results
Crusade
Sincere
Influence
Maniacs
Public
Holy
Professional
Save
The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
Robert Anton Wilson
Government
Business
Big
Correct
Both
Big Business
Left
View
Right
The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
Robert Anton Wilson
Too Much
Stupid
Too
Totally
Accidental
Common
Much
Convinced
Resemblance
Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.
Robert Anton Wilson
Truth
Angry
People
Myth
Live
Tell
Dares
About
Most
Anyone
Them
Themselves
Grow
Violently
Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
Robert Anton Wilson
God
Man
Soul
Woman
Kind
Miracle
New
Force
Proves
Pregnancy
Create
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Robert Anton Wilson
Crazy
Wrong
Course
Mean
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
Robert Anton Wilson
Not Perfect
Our
Ancestors
Perfect
Most
Majority
Gentlemen
Were
Mammals
Ladies
Them
Even
The web of life is a beautiful and meaningless dance. The web of life is a process with a moving goal. The web of life is a perfectly finished work of art right where I am sitting now.
Robert Anton Wilson
Life
Work
Beautiful
Art
Dance
Life Is A
Finished
Web
Finished Work
Perfectly
Am
Goal
Sitting
Where
Process
Moving
Meaningless
Now
Right
Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church.
Robert Anton Wilson
Church
Miracles
Earth
Fables
More
Sees
Nobody
Obvious
Yard
Square
Than
Ordinary
Belief is the death of intelligence.
Robert Anton Wilson
Death
Intelligence
Belief
When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.
Robert Anton Wilson
History
Marriage
Rose
Drama
Complete
Enter
Cross
Wake
Ends
Eternity
Then
United
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Robert Anton Wilson
Conservative
Single
Become
Changing
Liberal
Only
Takes
Idea
Without
Years
A true initiation never ends.
Robert Anton Wilson
Never
True
Ends
Initiation
Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.
Robert Anton Wilson
Itself
Infinite
Explains
Regress
Consciousness
Coincidences
Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.
Robert Anton Wilson
You
Everyone
See
Like
Look
Around
Spot
Hippies
Who
The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.
Robert Anton Wilson
Recitation
Pockets
Pick
Unspeakable
Theology
Function
Incomprehensible
Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.
Robert Anton Wilson
Animals
Paper
Outline
Territories
Ink
Humans
The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.
Robert Anton Wilson
Fear
Rage
Abandoned
Cry
Infant
Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
Robert Anton Wilson
Nothing
Only
Importance
Learned
Blood
Any
Taught
Sweat
History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.
Robert Anton Wilson
History
Economics
Victim
Everyman
Joyce
Confirmed
Psychology
View
Al
Sociology
Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.
Robert Anton Wilson
Live
Only
Through
Myths
Endure
Realities
Humans
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