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Rachel Swirsky

American Writer

Born: Apr 14, 1982

Frighten Good Looking Past People Sometimes

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On the night of the winter solstice, when the dead get their annual reprieve, they go up to the 24-hour donut shop and wedding chapel to get hitched. Marriage is a good and proper pursuit for dead people. For a while, it relieves the dark, shuddering loneliness of the afterlife. Rachel Swirsky

During the first million years of its existence, mankind survived five apocalypses without succumbing to extinction. It endured the Apocalypse of Steel, the Apocalypse of Hydrogen, the Apocalypse of Serotonin, and both Apocalypses of Water, the second of which occurred despite certain contracts to the contrary. Rachel Swirsky

Water First Despite Hydrogen Both Steel Without Occurred Years Existence Contracts Five Contrary Survived Endured Which Mankind Apocalypse Certain Million Second Million Years Extinction

Magic frightens people almost as much as it intrigues them. Rachel Swirsky

People Intrigues Magic Almost Frighten Them Much

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