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Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.
Penn Jillette
Crazy
Enough
Taste
Bob
My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.
Penn Jillette
Mom
You
People
Say
Would
She
Whether
Interested
Asked
Her
I think it's pretty cruel to give a kid a name that others are going to have. I think it's very important to have a unique name within any group you're likely to be in.
Penn Jillette
You
Important
Group
Think
Others
Kid
Pretty
Give
Cruel
Name
Likely
Within
Very
Any
Going
Unique
Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
Penn Jillette
Hero
Mine
Tommy
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Penn Jillette
Time
You
Too Much
Too
Too Much Time
Hoping
Envious
Wishing
Make
Being
Much
Waste
When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
Penn Jillette
You
Someone
Something
Always
Trying
Agenda
Interpret
You can't believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.
Penn Jillette
You
Believe
Way
Out
Beyond
How
Am
Left
Anyone
We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!
Penn Jillette
People
Like
Know
Look
Deny
Just
I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.
Penn Jillette
Best
Believe
Everyone
Majority
Knows
Always
America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect.
Penn Jillette
Sometimes
Other
Out
Willing
Seemed
Someone
More
Reach
Another
Trusting
Than
Godless
America
Each
Founded
Christians
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race.
Penn Jillette
Religion
Space
Poverty
Big
Politicians
Address
Kid
Hunger
John
John F. Kennedy
About
Could
He
Leading
Reminding
Like
Concentrating
Catholic
Talking
How
Duck
Issue
American
Did
Being
Big Things
Wanted
Race
Avoid
Things
Kennedy
My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.
Penn Jillette
Me
Technology
Took
Willpower
Some
Civilization
Lot
Wanted
Reproduce
Really
Body
Socialization
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.
Penn Jillette
Age
Son
People
Old
Will
Parents
Older
Too
Worry
Say
Kids
Embarrassed
People Say
About
Hear
Hear People
Lot
Being
Want
Baseball
Play
Play Baseball
One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.
Penn Jillette
You
Sometimes
Living
Every
Trick
Tricks
One Thing
Thread
Magic
Performance
Disaster
Learn
Robust
How
Doing
Close
Hanging
Literally
Thing
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
Penn Jillette
Me
Car
Nothing
Guy
Mean
Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.
Penn Jillette
Money
Stupid
Parade
Insecurities
Having
Roads
Public
Much
Your
Waste
Gas
There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.
Penn Jillette
Business
Job
Other
Outside
Than
Any
Show
Show Business
Harder
Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.
PewDiePie
Video Games
Everyone
Some
Point
Days
Video
Games
Fun
Played
I often get recognized on the street.
PewDiePie
Recognized
Get
Often
Street
It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed doing that.
PewDiePie
Fans
Every
Easier
Could
Smaller
Message
Answer
Doing
Much
Connect
Enjoyed
Save the Children is an awesome charity that has helped more than 125 million children around the world, providing everything from school books to food to blankets and shelter.
PewDiePie
Food
Charity
World
School
Awesome
Everything
Books
More
Blankets
Around
Shelter
Providing
Than
Children
Helped
Million
Save
Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my 'dream education' at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.
PewDiePie
Education
Video Games
Home
News
Videos
Parents
Recording
Sit
Dream
Easy
Dropping
While
Video
Games
Skipping
Playing
I'm not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.
PewDiePie
Me
Think
Out
Would
Call
Did
Max
Viewers
Income
Away
Right
Right Away
I don't do interviews.
PewDiePie
Interviews
Television is not the exclusive target of promoters. Is Superman really worthy of a Newsweek cover?
Phil Donahue
Superman
Television
Worthy
Promoters
Exclusive
Cover
Target
Newsweek
Really
Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.
Phil Donahue
Class
People
Cats
Old
Some People
Animals
Become
Neighborhood
Some
Uncomfortable
Reminded
Idea
Like
Cows
Same
Want
Then
Successful
Who
Belong
Humans
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