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You might think about putting some heavy-duty hooks into the ceiling joists and beams so that you can have a rope ladder, or a small swing inside your house. Paula Yates

You Ladder Think Hooks Inside Some About Small Putting House Ceiling Might Rope Your Swing

When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people who died in 9/11, even if you are talking Americans. But you know, I don't like to talk Americans. I want to talk everybody. More innocent people died after 9/11 because of 9/11 than died in 9/11. Penn Jillette

You People Innocent Everybody Innocent People More Like Know Look Talk Talking Greater Because Than American Died Want After Who Even Actual Number Numbers

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. Penn Jillette

Life My Life Alcohol Drink Never Had Any

I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe. Penn Jillette

Mind Believe Universe Way About Strongly Only Share Talking Am Huge Very Huge Fan Fan Your Speaking

Comedy is taken care of by a free market. Penn Jillette

Comedy Care Free Market Free Market Taken

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks. Penn Jillette

Three TV Would Only Networks Never Had Poker Gotten

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups. Penn Jillette

You Feeling Push-Ups Poker Sport

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy. Penn Jillette

Me Joy Made Every Out Fact Jump Much Second Every Second

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books. Penn Jillette

Dark Bathtub Books Out Lights Like Read Go Turn

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming. Penn Jillette

Teller Penn About Global Know Global Warming Jack Warming

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head. Penn Jillette

Time Myself Rights First Our Carlin Later Out Exact Civil Civil Rights Both Head First Thing Said Go George George Carlin Same The First Thing Same Time Notes Comparing Found Thing

I'm an amazing mama's boy. Penn Jillette

Amazing Boy Mama

Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there. Penn Jillette

You Culture Stay Someone He Puts Houdini Like Ideas Intellectual Get Famous Whereas Then Really Hard Who Works Actual

It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal. Penn Jillette

Success Time Together People Goals Year Living Earn Our Valley Teller Exactly Exactly What Had Because Within Got Doing Goal Achieved Wanted Which Mean Asparagus Many By The Time

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol. Penn Jillette

Life Alcohol Around Private Private Life Any

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all. Penn Jillette

You Dinner Wine Alcohol Out Around Leave Go Order

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference. Penn Jillette

Time You Reality Old Before Enough Between Know Read Learned Course Real Any Difference Story Old Enough Damage By The Time

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