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People ask me if I'm worried that I'm going to be stuck in Miranda forever. I'm not, because how could I complain about what I've been given? Colleen Ballinger
Me People Complain Worried About Given Could Stuck Because How Been Forever Going Ask
With 'Haters Back Off,' I'm creating something that I want to make, and I'm not focused on, 'Is this gonna trend, is this gonna be popular?' I'm just focused on telling the story. Colleen Ballinger
Trend Haters Back Focused Telling Something Make Off Just Want Story Gonna Creating Popular
I trained to sing well, but now I sing poorly for a living. That was money well spent. Colleen Ballinger
Money Living Spent Sing Well Well-Spent Trained Poorly Now
To have the ability to look back on the problems that weren't big problems after all is something I think we can all learn from. Colleen Ballinger
Problems Big Think Back Ability Something Look Learn Were Big Problems After
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Colleen Ballinger
World Girl Luckiest
The fact that I went from making a minute-and-a-half video in my bedroom to doing an hour-and-a-half live show is just crazy. Colleen Ballinger
Crazy Live Fact Making Bedroom Doing Just Video Show
Oftentimes, when I'm trying to get inspired, I'll find myself just staring at the wall and let the fans inspire me to get creative. Colleen Ballinger
Myself Me Creative Inspire Fans Find Inspired Wall Get Trying Oftentimes Just Staring
Fans like to give me things they think Miranda would like. Colleen Ballinger
Me Fans Think Would Give Give Me Like Things
On YouTube, I've stayed very limited with what I've been willing to share, so it's been very surface-level with Miranda. Colleen Ballinger
YouTube Willing Stayed Share Limited Been Very
There are a lot of people who don't respect what I do. Colleen Ballinger
Respect People Lot Who
Miranda's this girl that everyone's just laughed at online for years. I want people to empathize with her. Colleen Ballinger
People Girl Everyone Laughed Online Empathize Years Just Want Her
The thing I needed to learn about Miranda was where her motivation comes from when she gets upset. There's been a few times where Miranda's a brat or crying online, and it seems very surface level, and I think that I needed to learn where her insecurities came from, because online she just comes across as kind of bratty. Colleen Ballinger
Few Think Kind Insecurities About Seems Online Crying She Learn Because Surface Came Motivation Been Very Times Brat Gets Just Upset Where Across Her Thing Level Needed
I really tried to take advantage of my 15 minutes of fame. And I've gotten lucky - those 15 minutes have become several years. Colleen Ballinger
Take Advantage Become Several Those Tried Minutes Take Advantage Gotten Years Fame Really Lucky
Miranda was built by her haters. Colleen Ballinger
Haters Built Her
How it works: it's like I have a tour, so there's, you know, some income from that. We have merchandise. There's income from that. Then on YouTube, there's ad revenue... so, you know, YouTube puts ads on the videos, and we need a little bit of that. Colleen Ballinger
You Videos YouTube Bit Some Ads Merchandise Tour Puts Like Know How Revenue Little Little Bit Then Works Income Ad Need
I share more than most people probably do online. Colleen Ballinger
People Online More Share Most Than
I think we all have a little crazy in us. Colleen Ballinger
Crazy Think Little Us
My fans are my family. I love them so much. Colleen Ballinger
Love Family Fans Them Much
Miranda is confidently untalented at singing. Very off-putting. Shrill. But she thinks she's wonderful, so power to her. Colleen Ballinger
Wonderful Power Singing She Very Confidently Shrill Her Thinks
In the beginning, people watched me to hate on me. They thought Miranda was a real person. People just couldn't understand why this strange girl was so confident. And then slowly, I started getting fans. Colleen Ballinger
Me Strange Hate People Fans Thought Girl Beginning Slowly Understand Real Person Real Person Getting Confident Just In The Beginning Then Why Watched Started
Miranda's my character; I created her! But there's a lot of comedy I want to bring to the world that isn't just Miranda. Colleen Ballinger
Character World Comedy Lot Just Want Created Her Bring
I've seen every episode of 'Seinfeld.' Colleen Ballinger
Seen Every Seinfeld Episode
I want to tell Miranda's story more broadly than what I have been in these five-minute videos on the Internet. She can live in a longer format. Colleen Ballinger
Videos Internet Live Tell More Longer She Been Five-Minute Than Want Format Story
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. Craig Ferguson
Accountability Politicians Holding Gone Late-Night Out Moral Hosts Clergymen Same Hold Now
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. Craig Ferguson
You People Sometimes Past Think Course Brave Move Afraid Being Being Afraid Anyway Which Mean Means Right
I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. Craig Ferguson
Life Try My Life Live Chunks
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