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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
Lynda Barry
Funny
People
Think
Funny People
Lot
Up
Who
Need
Sometimes I think I'm the craziest person on the planet.
Lynda Barry
Sometimes
Think
Person
Craziest
Planet
The happy ending is hardly important, though we may be glad it's there. The real joy is knowing that if you felt the trouble in the story, your kingdom isn't dead.
Lynda Barry
You
Happy
Joy
Ending
Trouble
Important
Though
Kingdom
Glad
Dead
Knowing
Felt
Real
May
Story
Happy Ending
Your
Hardly
For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.
Lynda Barry
Older
Films
Adds
Horror
Horror Movies
Color
Because
Least
Movies
Reassuring
Kids don't plan to play. They don't go: 'Barbie, Ken, you ready to play? It's gonna be a three-act.'
Lynda Barry
You
Kids
Ready
Go
Gonna
Plan
Barbie
Play
Ken
If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
Lynda Barry
Me
Class
Immediately
Out
Would
Student
Thrown
Had
I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.
Lynda Barry
Laughed
Loud
Afraid
If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.
Lynda Barry
Time
Ride
Walk
Try
Humor
Just Be
Every
Would
Eavesdrop
Take
Look
Go
Just
Bus
Depressed
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Lynda Barry
Funny
Great
Me
Conversation
Waiting
Women
People
Mad
Taking
Come
Like
Talking
Hear
Trying
Hands
Any
Listen
Just
Place
Next
Wash
Twice
Why
Start
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
Lynda Barry
Song
Mirror
Mouth
White
Favorite
Out
Voice
Stuff
Like
Looks
Coming
His
Dumb
Barry
Barry White
Playing
Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?
Lynda Barry
You
Remember
Walls
Kid
Able
Spinning
Feel
Bed
How
Were
Breathing
Your
Used
I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.
Lynda Barry
Life
Time
Looking
Reading
Live
Birds
Spend
Solitary
Never
Very
Social
Much
Used
Social Life
Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.
Lynda Barry
Kind
High
Dive
Thrill
Like
Exhilarating
Off
Going
After
While
Letterman
Enjoyed
Love will make a way out of no way.
Lynda Barry
Love
Will
Way
Out
Make
I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine.
Lynda Barry
You
Trouble
Could
Had
House
Lot
Up
Grew
Much
Whole
Imagine
I run a tight ship, but I try and make it seem like I'm not doing that at all.
Lynda Barry
Try
Run
Seem
Like
Make
Tight
Doing
Ship
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
Lynda Barry
Comedy
Write
Bucket
Goal
List
Movie
Romantic
Romantic Comedy
Whenever I do a book, I'm usually guided by a question or something that I'm trying to tease out.
Lynda Barry
Book
Guided
Out
Something
Question
Trying
Whenever
Tease
I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
Lynda Barry
Work
Dark
Fear
Control
Live
Constant
Fired
Part
Dropped
Being
The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry.
Lynda Barry
Art
Library
School
Looking
Reading
Books
Hid
Out
Poetry
Open
Hour
After
After-School
I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
Lynda Barry
Crazy
Kid
True
Since
Know
Look
Been
My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.
Lynda Barry
Mom
Me
College
Holding
She
Well
Read
Go
Been
May
Want
It's one thing to have a relationship, to lay your hands on it, and another to make it continue and last. That's something I haven't talked about much in my comic strips, and it's certainly something I'm interested in.
Lynda Barry
Relationship
Strips
One Thing
About
Something
Lay
Make
Talked
Another
Comic
Comic Strips
Continue
Hands
Hands-On
Interested
Much
Your
Certainly
Thing
Last
I think of images as an immune system and a transit system.
Lynda Barry
Think
System
Immune
Transit
Images
For 'Picture This,' I wanted it to be a drawing book that didn't have any instructions about drawing, beyond the real simple stuff you'd find like in a Bazooka bubblegum wrapper, or in 'Highlights' magazine. I just wanted it to be feelings about looking and seeing and pictures.
Lynda Barry
You
Book
Simple
Picture
Feelings
Looking
Drawing
Find
Wrapper
Magazine
Seeing
About
Highlights
Stuff
Pictures
Like
Beyond
Instructions
Real
Any
Just
Wanted
'What It Is' was based on this class I've been teaching for 10 years - I wanted to write a book about writing that didn't mention stuff like story structure, protagonists, and all those things that we know about only because they already exist in stories.
Lynda Barry
Class
Book
Writing
Those
About
Structure
Only
Mention
Write
Stuff
Like
Know
Protagonists
Because
Been
Years
Exist
Wanted
Stories
Story
Teaching
Based
Things
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