934 quotes by cartoonists for you to enjoy

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike. Gary Larson

Daily Me You Black Strike Indefinitely Kind Plug Cartoon Black Hole Seemed Like Know Calendar Edition Scientist Rocket Sustained After Hole Preemptive Why Pulled

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. Gary Larson

Time Great Science Money Great Moments Discovers Einstein Moments Actually

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it. Gary Larson

Quality Think Maintaining Paying

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning. Gary Larson

Jazz Find Parallels Cartooning Lot Actually

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that. Gary Larson

You Thought Those Out Give Shake Like Know Sort Always Brain Up Snow Just Where Again Little Watch

I love parasites! I can't get enough of them. Gary Larson

Love Enough Parasites Get Them

I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's in biology. So I switched over and got my degree in communications. I regret it now. It was one of the most idiotic things I ever did. Gary Larson

With my own cartoon, it was just me being goofy by myself, but when it comes to an animated film, you're working with 45 animators and assistant animators. It's a whole different ballgame. Gary Larson

Myself Me You Own Cartoon My Own Animated Animators Goofy Ballgame Just Being Different Working Whole Film Assistant

As a kid I used to raise snakes. Obviously, my social life was a bit down at the time. But it took me a while to realise that with an interest like that people are going to think there's something wrong with you. Gary Larson

The need for an office sort of crept up on me. Gary Larson

Me Sort Up Office Need

I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane. Gary Larson

Think Airplane Charles Know Were Sitting Next

I never have been able to understand where the humor comes from. Gary Larson

Humor Able Never Understand Been Where

I've drawn some things that have fallen very flat. Gary Larson

Drawn Some Some Things Fallen Very Flat Things

I was so intrigued by insects and things that crawled or flew - I could spend hours by myself in a vacant lot. Gary Larson

Myself Insects Spend Intrigued Could Hours Lot Flew Things Vacant

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out. Hank Ketcham

You Business Yourself People Humor Thinking Mediocrity Settle Otherwise Out He Idea Clearly Himself Surround Burn Anyone

The fact is that even art is subject to fashion. Hugo Pratt

Art Fashion Fact Subject Even

I don't like hawking 'round other people's memories. That wasn't part of the deal when I was born. Hugo Pratt

Memories People Other Born Hawking Part Like Deal Round

Yes, I'm a real fighter. But I often ended up empty-handed. Hugo Pratt

Fighter Real Up Yes Ended Often

For me, my travels have been the chance to go to a place that already exists in my imagination. Hugo Pratt

Me Imagination Go Been Exists Place Travels Chance

Yes, we get death threats every week... from the Muslims. Jack Chick

Death Every Muslims Threats Week Yes Get

Life at best is bittersweet. Jack Kirby

Life Best Bittersweet

The best thing for my creative process is a deadline. Jeff MacNelly

Best Creative Creative Process Deadline Process Thing

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