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When trying to locate something, search your mind first. Craig Bruce
Mind First Locate Something Trying Your Search
The only thing that is obscene is censorship. Craig Bruce
Censorship Only Obscene The Only Thing Thing
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. Craig Bruce
Conservatism Liberalism Financed Dividends
It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Craig Bruce
Funny Most How Activists
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. Craig Bruce
Else Everything Everything Else Derived
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! Craig Bruce
Me Believe Universe Entire Could Foolish Against Working
'Programming' is a four-letter word. Craig Bruce
Word Programming Four-Letter
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. Craig Bruce
Day You Every Day Live Every Otherwise Correct Would Would-Be Sooner Than Your Last
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. Craig Bruce
Saying People Disagree Un-American Rumsfeld Only Cheney Heard Bush Who Ever
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Craig Bruce
Funny Goals Only Protest How Achieving Against Social Activists Credible Things Chance
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. Craig Bruce
War Hope Terrorism Crime Fighting Bother Never Like Eradicate Against
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. Craig Bruce
Religion Suicide Bit Correct Seems Faction Nobody Term Islamic Terrorists Cult Odd Movement Social Organized Using Describe Technical
Things always look better when you haven't seen them. Craig Bruce
You Better Seen Look Always Them Things
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. Craig Bruce
Time Resource Inversely Proportional Supply Demand Whose
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. Craig Bruce
Worn Out Fits Shoe
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. Craig Bruce
Silence Statement Open Gross
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. Craig Bruce
You Yourself Listening Someone Know Talk Least
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. Craig Bruce
Ability His According Each
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. Craig Bruce
Me People Think Damn Other Gave Would Would-Be More Like
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. Craig Bruce
You Finished First Back Put Looked First Place Place
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. Craig Bruce
Man Woman Evil Must He Truly Order
The Thought Police: To censor and protect. Craig Bruce
Police Thought Protect Censor
Don't judge a book by its thickness either. Craig Bruce
Book Judge Either
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! Craig Bruce
Invented Head Clicking Double Shot Should Whoever Twice
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! Craig Bruce
Buy Money Space Think Would Geez How Just Space Exploration Exploration Many Waste Bombs
Anything on paper is obsolete! Craig Bruce
Paper Obsolete Anything
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