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Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette
American Entertainer
Born: Mar 5, 1955
Believe Good Me People Think You
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If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily. Penn Jillette
Government You Will Gun Pay Everything Someone Voluntarily Court Answer Does Go Up Done Just Want Taxes Your Warrant Show Eventually Pull
If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up. Penn Jillette
You Stuff Like Liking Go Up Chance Chances
I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I want to help them. I want us all to help them. Penn Jillette
Good Suffering People Poverty Own Pain Bootstraps Because Up Want Them Themselves Us Help Who Suffer Pull
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show. Penn Jillette
Reality Better Worse Variety Reality Shows Century Show Shows
Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly. Penn Jillette
Beautiful Ugly Important Everybody Apps Gimmick Magic About Important Thing iPhone Really Thing Things Designing
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. Penn Jillette
People Obama More Only More People Only Difference Between Difference Bush
All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician. Penn Jillette
Magician David Good-Looking
Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something. Penn Jillette
Day Every Day Internet Every Trees Earth Melting Destroying TV Something Bears Rivers Polar Drowning Message Doing Dying Ice Newspapers Us Caps
We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business. Penn Jillette
Government Business President Show Show Business Who Need
If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.' Penn Jillette
Stars Dancing Dancing With The Stars Way Embarrassment Through Stumbled Were Trying Avoid
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends. Penn Jillette
Work Art Good Relationship You Business Respect Building Affection Way Projects Out Run Running Date Idea Like Also Opposed Go Friends Very Going Hanging Really Your Professional Good Idea
Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that. Penn Jillette
People Wind Some People Energy Think Everybody Way Some Clean Safe Balances Always Go Wants Coal Nuclear
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules. Penn Jillette
Will Rules Horrible General Small Exceptions Stick Catholics Up Very Forever Play Christians Number
I don't question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe, I really question a lot. Penn Jillette
Believe Stuff Boy Go Question Lot Very Want Against Much Really Things
You should think about the world and feel about your heart. Penn Jillette
You Heart World Think About Feel Should Your
I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers. Penn Jillette
People Better Word Other More Consume Contact Performers Than Any Lack Product Who
I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice. Penn Jillette
Me Comedy Voice Fired Wrote Because Been Situational Script Specifically
I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along. Penn Jillette
Better Everyone Liberals Along Than Get Want Much Who Fundamentalist Christians
I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family. Penn Jillette
Family Me Try Care Promises Stupid President Take Take Care May Want Anyone Who Grown-Up Chance
In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do. Penn Jillette
Good Waiting People Everything Tell Kind Moral Find Seem Voices Overlap Hear Them Really Christians
I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things. Penn Jillette
Future Art Religion Happy Think Other Inspired Pieces Tickled Tiny Little Really Things
Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever. Penn Jillette
Government Good Fear Good Person No Fear Someone Person Whatsoever Should Who
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart. Penn Jillette
Smart Action Feel Fellow Makes
Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense. Penn Jillette
Knowledge Trust Sense Feel Makes Real Prove Opposite Real Knowledge Actions
I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth. Penn Jillette
Business Eyes People Wealth Feedback Think Enough Enough People Danger Possible One Of The Things Atmosphere About More He Him Trump Than Get Donald Donald Trump Rolling Where Interesting Show Show Business Lives Things
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls. Penn Jillette
Girl White He Knows Precisely Going Suburban Jay-Z Who
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