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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
American Author
Born: Nov 30, 1835
Died: Apr 21, 1910
Good Life Man More People You
Related authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald Frederick Douglass Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Joseph Campbell Joyce Meyer Og Mandino Zig Ziglar
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Mark Twain
Hope Health Broken Age Old Lost Old Age Tree Out Faculty Putting Lord Blossoms Us Save
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. Mark Twain
Truth Sense Make Than Fiction After Stranger Why
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain
God Law Impossible Sense One Thing Find Only Only One Thing Any Planet Thing Copyright
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. Mark Twain
Better Old Too Secondhand Particular None Diamonds Than Us Let Us
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. Mark Twain
Truth Prevail Truth Is Will Nothing Except Wrong Mighty
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. Mark Twain
Education Consists Mainly
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. Mark Twain
Me Enough Embarrass Feel Said Always Been Times Many
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. Mark Twain
Best Think Alike Horse Makes Opinion Were Difference Races Should
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Mark Twain
Life Words Real Life Wee Part Head Himself Known None Real His Led Person Little Acts
Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean. Mark Twain
Man Prosperity Few Another Mean Us Stand
I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.' Mark Twain
Life Disappointment Together Will My Life Year Doubt Out Unaccountable Must Freaks No Doubt Almighty Comet Greatest Said Coming Came Go Expect Again Next Next Year Now Here Two
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. Mark Twain
Bible Practice Christian Changes Remain Contents Same Store Medical
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. Mark Twain
World Cincinnati Everything Later Ten Ten Years Years End Want
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain
Man Word Damn Spell Way One-Way Give Only
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. Mark Twain
Truth Possibilities Obliged Stick Fiction
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. Mark Twain
Made Own Skin Society Finest Something More Demands Course Than Person Clothing
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Mark Twain
Man Respect Heart People Offended Respects Sharply Himself Private His Us Much
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. Mark Twain
You Gone Live Part Still Exist May Your Illusions
India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. Mark Twain
Religion Millionaire Other Other Countries Worships India Only Countries Gods Them
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. Mark Twain
Opportunity See Able Seldom Had Until
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world. Mark Twain
World Liberties Bear Ark American
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Mark Twain
Travel People Our Our People Accounts Prejudice Many Fatal Need
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. Mark Twain
Would Finish Like Times Hang Human Race Farce Human Race Whole
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. Mark Twain
Able Promptly Know Answer Said Did Gratified
It put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us - dreamers and indolent... It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich - these are wholesome; but to begin it prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it. Mark Twain
Life Good Man Made Dreamers Rich Our Visionaries Put Begin Curse Experienced Cannot Energies Poor Us Who Wholesome Imagine Sleep
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. Mark Twain
Myself Smoking Care Example Others Rule Never Smoke Always Been Refrain Moderation Asleep Awake
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