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Jeffrey Bernard
British
Journalist
Born:
May 27
,
1932
Died:
Sep 4
,
1997
Because
Being
Day
Me
People
You
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Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
Jeffrey Bernard
Me
Memory
Drinking
Sit
Down
Boring
Taking
Almost
Journeys
Like
Dead
Gets
Endless
Oh
Being
Lane
Here
I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974.
Jeffrey Bernard
Me
Grateful
Be Grateful
Tell
Would
Would-Be
Could
Write
Between
Readers
Doing
Been
Commissioned
Any
Autobiography
Your
Who
I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.
Jeffrey Bernard
People
Remember
Hatred
Kids
Some
Come
Like
Being
Dislike
Across
Full
Now
Ever
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Jeffrey Bernard
Way
Runaway
Bet
One-Way
Horse
Him
Stop
Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.
Jeffrey Bernard
People
Job
Despised
Admit
Never
Had
Simply
Couple
Although
Because
Lives
But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when you're young, but even so. I always like to bloody eat well and be warm. Have a drink when I want it.
Jeffrey Bernard
You
Money
Matter
Young
Eat
Drink
Like
Obviously
Well
Comfort
Always
Got
Bloody
Want
Which
Warm
Much
Even
The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.
Jeffrey Bernard
Good
Gone
Cricket
Would
Good Reason
Only
Suppose
Like
Liked
Because
Go
Very
Any
Want
Reason
University
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