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Howard Jacobson
British
Novelist
Born:
Aug 25
,
1942
Every
Me
People
Think
Will
You
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Maybe we'd forgotten what socialists are meant to look and sound like. Well, now we've been reminded. They're meant to look and sound like Jeremy Corbyn.
Howard Jacobson
Reminded
Like
Look
Well
Sound
Been
Maybe
Forgotten
Meant
Jeremy
Now
Socialists
I like a singalong. And I'm a bit of a sentimentalist for the past myself.
Howard Jacobson
Myself
Past
Bit
Like
Of the secular mysteries to which I wake with fresh and sometimes angry amazement every day, the queue is the second-most baffling. The first is the fan.
Howard Jacobson
Day
Angry
Every Day
Sometimes
Secular
Mysteries
First
Every
Baffling
Fresh
Amazement
Wake
Queue
Fan
Which
There's a lot to be said for misanthropy.
Howard Jacobson
Said
Lot
This is now the way our culture prioritises. Look up 'Steppenwolf,' and you'll get the band before the novel. Look up Jesus Christ, and you'll get the musical. Look up Princess Link-a-din and you'll get LinkedIn, the business-oriented social network.
Howard Jacobson
You
Culture
Christ
Before
Band
Our
Musical
Way
Network
Steppenwolf
Look
Princess
Up
LinkedIn
Get
Social
Novel
Now
Jesus
Jesus Christ
I once gave a character in a novel my inability to get past the same point in any work of philosophy: that moment when seeing is suddenly occluded and you know you can go no further.
Howard Jacobson
Work
Character
You
Past
Gave
Once
Philosophy
Further
Seeing
Point
Know
Go
Get
Same
Any
Inability
Moment
Novel
Suddenly
Box-set culture inclines to the hyperbolic.
Howard Jacobson
Culture
Love is a brainworm.
Howard Jacobson
Love
Love Is
I won't go so far as to say that novels sell in inverse proportion to their worth, for just occasionally, someone like Dickens or George Eliot comes along to prove the opposite.
Howard Jacobson
Worth
Say
Someone
Inverse
Proportion
Along
Like
Occasionally
Prove
Go
Opposite
George
Sell
Dickens
Just
Far
Novels
Does anyone who leaves a Baltic country ever want to return to it? Someone must, I suppose.
Howard Jacobson
Country
Must
Someone
Suppose
Return
Does
Leaves
Baltic
Want
Anyone
Who
Ever
The more educated we are, the less we are prepared to tolerate views contrary to our own.
Howard Jacobson
Own
Our
More
Educated
Contrary
Less
Views
Tolerate
Prepared
Shake any institution of higher learning, and a dozen boycotters will fall out of it.
Howard Jacobson
Learning
Will
Fall
Out
Shake
Higher
Institution
Any
Dozen
If the academic community gets its way, we will soon all be speaking with a single voice.
Howard Jacobson
Will
Single
Community
Way
Voice
Soon
Academic
Gets
Speaking
Poets are not meant to be in competition.
Howard Jacobson
Competition
Poets
Meant
Meant To Be
Everything is susceptible to corruption of one sort or another - humanity is one big cheat - but it matters particularly with sport, which ceases to be itself the minute the outcome's rigged.
Howard Jacobson
Corruption
Humanity
Big
Matters
Everything
Outcome
Minute
Cheat
Particularly
Sport
Sort
Another
Ceases
Itself
Susceptible
Which
Rigged
Among the many arguments to be made against cultural revolutions is that they are monotonous in spirit and monomaniacal in intention.
Howard Jacobson
Made
Argument
Monotonous
Spirit
Cultural
Revolutions
Intention
Against
Many
Among
That a nation's statuary will reflect beliefs and attitudes that are no longer current or congenial hardly needs arguing. In most instances, it doesn't at all imply a continuing reverence.
Howard Jacobson
Needs
Will
Nation
Reflect
Arguing
Longer
Attitudes
Imply
Most
Reverence
Continuing
Current
Congenial
Beliefs
Hardly
If we doubt the power of literature and art to civilise, how come no one has ever been mugged by a person carrying a well-thumbed copy of 'Middlemarch' in his back pocket?
Howard Jacobson
Art
Power
Doubt
Back
Carrying
Pocket
No-One
Come
How
Been
His
Person
Literature
Mugged
Ever
Copy
Whoever believes he knows why everything is as it is has hold of nothing.
Howard Jacobson
Nothing
Everything
He
Knows
Hold
Whoever
Why
Believes
I never believe any politician talking about popular culture.
Howard Jacobson
Culture
Politician
Believe
About
Never
Talking
Any
Popular
Popular Culture
Do you want to be strangely various, or do you want to be purely yourself? Either way, revere no one.
Howard Jacobson
You
Yourself
Way
Purely
Various
No-One
Revere
Want
Either
Strangely
Failing to see the point is not a virtue.
Howard Jacobson
Virtue
See
Point
Failing
Ideally, I would like everyone in the world to read and love my novels. In fact, I can't believe that everyone in the world doesn't love them. What is there not to love?
Howard Jacobson
Love
World
Believe
Everyone
Would
Fact
Like
Ideally
Read
In Fact
To Love
Them
Novels
Sometimes I felt like my columns were like little novels in themselves. But I wasn't writing what I believed. I'm not interested in what I believe.
Howard Jacobson
Writing
Sometimes
Believe
Columns
Like
Felt
Were
Not Interested
Interested
Little
Themselves
Novels
Believed
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