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Greg Gutfeld
American
Author
Born:
Sep 12
,
1964
About
Good
People
Politics
Think
You
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As machines take over the decision-making that saves lives, we are left with fewer chances to save lives later.
Greg Gutfeld
Saves
Later
Machines
Take
Over
Left
Fewer
Decision-Making
Lives
Chances
Save
The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else.
Greg Gutfeld
Rebellion
Else
Say
Complex
Tells
About
Academic
Reaction
Which
Against
Us
Media
President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term.
Greg Gutfeld
President
Obama
Would
True
Longer
Term
Combined
Qualified
Got
Reagan
Clinton
Than
Any
Farewell
Dragged
Third
Speech
Speeches
Islamists are nothing but guided missiles that pride themselves on taking out as many infidels as possible.
Greg Gutfeld
Pride
Nothing
Guided
Out
Possible
Taking
Missiles
Islamists
Themselves
Many
As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.
Greg Gutfeld
Smile
You
Sometimes
About
New
Wrongly
Jab
Forget
Yorker
New Yorker
Confront
Then
Slap
The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.
Greg Gutfeld
Criticism
Whatever
Extremism
Guy
Parody
Mere
Turns
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.
Greg Gutfeld
Heroic
About
Something
Taking
Powers
Always
Romantic
Against
Stand
It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.
Greg Gutfeld
Great
Culture
Evil
Bad Things
Bad
Outcomes
Noble
Names
Call
Cloak
Modern
Modern Culture
Deception
Things
Before language, cavemen simply grunted, and then they used the club. Communication changed that. It's the mechanism that created civilization and prevents its own destruction.
Greg Gutfeld
Communication
Destruction
Language
Before
Own
Club
Changed
Civilization
Prevents
Simply
Then
Created
Used
Mechanism
The federal government is enormous; it never shrinks. And the interest is killing us.
Greg Gutfeld
Government
Enormous
Federal
Federal Government
Never
Interest
Us
Shrinks
The modern progressive movement believes that dissenting language is objectionable, which then removes the brakes between anger and violence.
Greg Gutfeld
Anger
Language
Progressive
Objectionable
Between
Brakes
Modern
Movement
Which
Then
Believes
Violence
An actual scientist embraces debate because it sharpens their research.
Greg Gutfeld
Debate
Research
Embraces
Sharpens
Because
Scientist
Actual
Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.
Greg Gutfeld
You
Joy
Impatience
Potential
Endless
Front
Standing
Youthful
Right
Back in the days of world wars, American companies didn't think twice about pitching in to help fight the enemy. Car companies helped bolster tanks, food companies created rations - sometimes they had to do it, but no one had to twist their arm.
Greg Gutfeld
Food
Fight
Enemy
World
Sometimes
Car
Think
Back
About
Had
No-One
Arm
Days
Tanks
American
American Companies
Pitching
Created
Help
Helped
Wars
Companies
Bolster
Twice
Twist
World Wars
2017 may have been that year when identity politics hit a brick wall - and slumped limply on the pavement.
Greg Gutfeld
Politics
Year
Identity
Been
Hit
Wall
May
Pavement
Brick
Brick Wall
In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse.
Greg Gutfeld
Politics
Dark
Back
Collaboration
Melting
Melting Pot
Dark Ages
Pot
Smash
Identity
American
Wants
Us
Ages
Bring
In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.
Greg Gutfeld
Politics
Property
Seen
Own
Absurd
Protecting
Identity
Idiocy
Protest
Looting
Privilege
I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative.
Greg Gutfeld
Conservative
Job
Think
Noah
Got
His
Being
I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.
Greg Gutfeld
Good
Surgeon
Thought
Building
Nice
Guess
Extremely
Scalpel
Would
About
Case
Unclear
Jon
Jon Stewart
He
Drowning
Always
Were
His
Up
Being
While
Republicans
Them
Being Nice
Who
It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism - or what I call oblivion.
Greg Gutfeld
Music
Mindless
Oblivion
Takes
Make
Call
Selfless
Escapism
Person
Special
Universal
Need
Generally, I don't bother trying to keep up with prolific bands - but Thee Oh Sees demand it.
Greg Gutfeld
Prolific
Sees
Bother
Generally
Demand
Up
Bands
Trying
Oh
Thee
Keep
If you can have a skewed sense of your body, it stands to reason you could develop the same kind of thing about your relationships with others in a social network.
Greg Gutfeld
You
Sense
Others
Relationships
Kind
About
Network
Could
Develop
Same
Social
Skewed
Body
Your
Your Body
Reason
Stands
Thing
FNM didn't really become one of my favorite all-time bands until after I'd had all their records for a couple of years. And realized I was playing them every day.
Greg Gutfeld
Day
Every Day
Become
Every
Favorite
All-Time
Records
Had
Until
Couple
Years
Bands
After
Them
Realized
Really
Playing
Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.
Greg Gutfeld
Family
You
Listening
Relative
Visit
Record
About
More
Mysterious
Like
Knows
Than
Did
Your
Who
I realize Twitter can be good, providing a video game of creativity for your brain.
Greg Gutfeld
Good
Game
Creativity
Twitter
Brain
Providing
Video
Video Game
Realize
Your
It may feel good to think you're right. But it's better to allow the possibility that you're wrong.
Greg Gutfeld
Good
You
Feel Good
Better
Think
Possibility
Allow
Wrong
Feel
May
Right
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