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Denis Norden
English
Writer
Born:
Feb 6
,
1922
Comedy
Funny
People
Work
You
Your
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You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable to do in bed is r-e-a-d.
Denis Norden
You
Old
Word
Getting Old
Pleasurable
Something
Know
Bed
Getting
Four-Letter
If it ain't baroque, don't fax it.
Denis Norden
Fax
Baroque
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
Denis Norden
Funny
You
Wife
Cricket
Month
Kind
October
Discover
Left
May
Fan
Really
Your
Keen
Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.
Denis Norden
Work
Good
Frank
Administrative
Liked
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
Denis Norden
Funny
People
Writing
Challenge
Other
Like
Comedians
Making
Used
Enjoyed
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.
Denis Norden
Song
Money
Comedy
Finished
Pay
Added
Would
Writers
Comedians
None
Material
Up
Very
Get
Them
Much
Certain
Paid
Use
Acts
Publishers
Amount
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
Denis Norden
Decision
Defy
Days
Quickly
Get
Anyone
My father made bridal dresses, which he sold wholesale, and always wanted me to join him. He looked upon what I did as precarious and frivolous - except that he loved it when my name was in the papers.
Denis Norden
Me
Father
Made
Sold
Papers
Dresses
Join
Except
He
Name
Looked
Him
Always
Precarious
Did
Frivolous
Wanted
Loved
Which
Bridal
Wholesale
I have better peripheral vision in my left. It is quite hard to remain optimistic, but I have found the Macular Society, of whom I've been an enthusiastic supporter for nine years, tremendously helpful in providing support.
Denis Norden
Vision
Better
Society
Nine
Tremendously
Enthusiastic
Remain
Support
Supporter
Peripheral
Been
Years
Providing
Left
Optimistic
Quite
Hard
Helpful
Whom
Found
I'm not a great fan of the modern style of personal agonising, which crops up a bit too often for my liking.
Denis Norden
Great
Style
Too
Bit
Crops
Liking
Up
Personal
Modern
Often
Fan
Which
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