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Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Scottish Actor
Born: Nov 30, 1957
Get He Just Me People Work
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. Colin Mochrie
Me People Revenge Gave Would Never Most Make Said Were Influenced Who Thirst
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs. Colin Mochrie
Handsome Ifs Buts
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! Colin Mochrie
People Disagree Will Believe Other Nine Out Ten Always Person American
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. Colin Mochrie
Today Seen Year State Our Top TV Charges Ring Immoral Allegedly He Arrested Line Dolphin Famous Story Across Transporting Two Tonight
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. Colin Mochrie
Work Joker Practical Line Traveling
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. Colin Mochrie
Browns Beverly Beverly Hills Cleveland Hills Just
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Colin Mochrie
Nature Back Our Baggy Documentary Anorexic Just Elephant Second
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! Colin Mochrie
Me Liberty Give Give Me Give Me Liberty Muffin
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. Colin Mochrie
Important Ability Date Absolutely Most Accomplishment Whatsoever Working Skills Professional Keep
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. Colin Mochrie
Truth Lie Would Would-Be
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. Colin Mochrie
Pessimist Every Project Envisioned Am
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. Colin Mochrie
Me Money Owes Enjoy He Although Working
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! Colin Mochrie
God Around Waist Explosives
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. Colin Mochrie
Life Me People Long Real Life Mad Out Onstage Never Had Stuff Performing Like Make Real Lineup Bank Fantasies Fulfill Who Ever
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. Colin Mochrie
Mother Witness Please Worries She Call Then Your Second
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. Colin Mochrie
Love Beautiful Me Change People Big Style Everything Reliance Would Would-Be Sexy Reluctance Over Budget Like Most Industry Big Budget Understood Blockbusters Hire Substance Interesting Hollywood Many Thing Things
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. Colin Mochrie
Myself People More Involved Expand Person Get Trying Quite Really Shy
Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing. Colin Mochrie
Comedy Same Thing Everybody Everyone Laugh Cry Lot Get Personal Same Personal Thing Harder Thing

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