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Colin Mochrie
Scottish
Actor
Born:
Nov 30
,
1957
Get
He
Just
Me
People
Work
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
Colin Mochrie
Me
People
Revenge
Gave
Would
Never
Most
Make
Said
Were
Influenced
Who
Thirst
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
Colin Mochrie
Handsome
Ifs
Buts
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
Colin Mochrie
People
Disagree
Will
Believe
Other
Nine
Out
Ten
Always
Person
American
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie
Today
Seen
Year
State
Our
Top
TV
Charges
Ring
Immoral
Allegedly
He
Arrested
Line
Dolphin
Famous
Story
Across
Transporting
Two
Tonight
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Colin Mochrie
Work
Joker
Practical
Line
Traveling
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
Colin Mochrie
Browns
Beverly
Beverly Hills
Cleveland
Hills
Just
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie
Nature
Back
Our
Baggy
Documentary
Anorexic
Just
Elephant
Second
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie
Me
Liberty
Give
Give Me
Give Me Liberty
Muffin
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Colin Mochrie
Important
Ability
Date
Absolutely
Most
Accomplishment
Whatsoever
Working
Skills
Professional
Keep
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
Colin Mochrie
Truth
Lie
Would
Would-Be
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Colin Mochrie
Pessimist
Every
Project
Envisioned
Am
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
Colin Mochrie
Me
Money
Owes
Enjoy
He
Although
Working
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Colin Mochrie
God
Around
Waist
Explosives
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
Colin Mochrie
Life
Me
People
Long
Real Life
Mad
Out
Onstage
Never
Had
Stuff
Performing
Like
Make
Real
Lineup
Bank
Fantasies
Fulfill
Who
Ever
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Colin Mochrie
Mother
Witness
Please
Worries
She
Call
Then
Your
Second
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
Colin Mochrie
Love
Beautiful
Me
Change
People
Big
Style
Everything
Reliance
Would
Would-Be
Sexy
Reluctance
Over
Budget
Like
Most
Industry
Big Budget
Understood
Blockbusters
Hire
Substance
Interesting
Hollywood
Many
Thing
Things
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.
Colin Mochrie
Myself
People
More
Involved
Expand
Person
Get
Trying
Quite
Really
Shy
Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.
Colin Mochrie
Comedy
Same Thing
Everybody
Everyone
Laugh
Cry
Lot
Get
Personal
Same
Personal Thing
Harder
Thing
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