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Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen
American Actor
Born: Jan 26, 1967
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Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying. Bryan Callen
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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. Bryan Callen
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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. Bryan Callen
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If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same. Bryan Callen
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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. Bryan Callen
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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. Bryan Callen
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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! Bryan Callen
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There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. Bryan Callen
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Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. Bryan Callen
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One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. Bryan Callen
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Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film. Bryan Callen
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It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. Bryan Callen
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