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Alan Perlis
American
Scientist
Born:
Apr 1
,
1922
Died:
Feb 7
,
1990
Anything
Every
Program
Programming
Two
You
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
Alan Perlis
Fools
Remove
Complexity
Some
Geniuses
Ignore
Avoid
Suffer
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Alan Perlis
Language
Programming
Programming Language
Programs
Attention
Irrelevant
Low
Require
Level
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Alan Perlis
Simplicity
Complexity
Follows
Does
Precede
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
Alan Perlis
Technology
Bird
Software
Worm
Systems
Makes
Often
Early
Early Bird
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
Alan Perlis
Change
Progress
Programming
Some
Absorb
Withstand
Manage
Languages
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical.
Alan Perlis
Education
Thoughts
Learning
Discipline
Critical
Detail
Self
Students
Attention
Self-Critical
Making
Goes
Modern
Modern Education
Grain
Against
Acquiring
Teach
Plans
Organizing
Fun
Program
In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
Alan Perlis
Word
Every
Programming
Our
Would
Were
Languages
English
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Alan Perlis
Programs
Ways
Only
Write
Works
Two
Third
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Alan Perlis
Field
Computing
New
Cliches
Always
Need
Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
Alan Perlis
Every
Purposes
Written
Another
Which
Two
Program
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Alan Perlis
You
Head
Him
His
Wake
Up
Listener
Explaining
Your
Program
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
Alan Perlis
You
Parameters
Some
Missed
Procedure
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
Alan Perlis
Frustration
Word
Living
Definition
Computers
Computing
Obvious
Turning
Useful
The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland'; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
Alan Perlis
Best
Book
Programming
Alice
Layman
Because
Wonderland
Anything
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
Alan Perlis
Attitude
You
Perspective
Vitality
Continuing
His
Noting
Measure
Programmer
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