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Adam McKay

American Writer

Born: Apr 17, 1968

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Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever. Adam McKay

Favorite Dave Performance Michael Ever

Every time a pundit or elected official is on any TV news program, it should be a polite formality to mention that GE has made such and such billions off the war in Iraq by selling arms or that Murdoch is a right-wing activist with a clear stake in who wins and who taxes his profits the least. Adam McKay

War Time News Made Every Every Time Right-Wing TV TV News GE Mention Wins Clear Arms Polite Least His Iraq Off Selling Official Any Formality Stake Taxes Elected Should Who Billions Activist Profits Program

Obama is the new kid with the weird name who people just sense is a little classier than his surroundings. He moved from a private school where he was class president and is now at the giant public high school with the metal detectors and the smoking lounge. Adam McKay

Class People School Smoking Sense President Kid Giant High Obama Detector High School He Weird New Name Metal Private His Private School Surroundings Than Lounge Just Moved Where Public Little Who Now

McCain is the kid who was really cool in middle school but never got high school game and people are sick of him acting like he's still popular. Adam McKay

Word of mouth and the Internet are the only press we have left. Adam McKay

Word Internet Mouth Press Only Left Word-Of-Mouth

All we have is our vote. But it's powerful. Adam McKay

Vote Our Powerful

Arnold Schwarzenegger cut teacher's salaries and parks and libraries rather than raise taxes for the many California millionaires and billionaires. Adam McKay

Teacher Libraries Rather Parks California Schwarzenegger Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger Salaries Than Taxes Cut Billionaires Many Millionaires Raise

You know how in every heist movie they get past the security cameras that show the hallway leading to the diamonds by jamming the screens with a fake signal of everything looking safe and quiet? Usually a guard coughs so they don't notice the blip from switching to the bogus feed. Adam McKay

You Looking Past Every Guard Everything Signal Security Feed Leading Know Safe Fake Hallway How Diamonds Cameras Quiet Get Movie Screens Jamming Notice Show Bogus Switching

The truth is, there's an information blockade in America, and it must be broken. In order to find crucial facts, numbers and outside perspectives, a person must spend an hour searching and cross-searching on the computer. Adam McKay

Truth Broken Truth Is Spend Must Find Computer Crucial Facts Outside Hour Person America Order Information Perspectives Searching Numbers

Billions have been spent for one purpose and one purpose only: to obscure and distract from the fact that Mitt Romney is backing the identical agenda George W. Bush did. Adam McKay

Distract Spent Backing Only Purpose Fact Obscure Identical Mitt Mitt Romney George Been George W George W. Bush Did Romney Bush Agenda Billions

Obamacare is a private mandate that will drive billions to the insurance industry, much like the auto insurance mandate. Hardly socialism. In fact, it was a Republican plan to begin with. Adam McKay

Socialism Will Drive Obamacare Fact Like Industry Insurance Insurance Industry Private Begin Auto Mandate In Fact Republican Plan Much Billions Hardly

I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave. Adam McKay

Give She Up Account Brave Sarah Sarah Palin Palin

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