26 Moron Quotes for You to Enjoy

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H. L. Mencken

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Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential. William Thomas

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All morons hate it when you call them a moron. J. D. Salinger

You Hate Moron Morons Call Them

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. David Ogilvy

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If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me. Megyn Kelly

Me You Stupid Out Moron Like Get Behave Going

I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor. Anthony Hopkins

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. Aaron McGruder

President Scary Fact Moron He Dumb Very Confront Really

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. Al Goldstein

To keep the edge, you just keep doing something new. I'm not gonna say that working is easy, but while I'm doing it, I'm just a happy little moron - that's how my girlfriend describes me. The fact that nothing might happen with those things is not the point. The point is, I'm doing new things, and I have a good feeling in my soul. Charles Pollock

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I'm not a complete moron like most musicians whom I've met. Chrissie Hynde

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Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. Clive James

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Even though he's a moron, I supported Tyson Fury. David Haye

Tyson Fury Though Moron He Supported Even

I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid. George Clooney

Stupid Think Twitter Moron Just Famous Anyone Who

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope. Joel Schumacher

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I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera. Libba Bray

Plug Moron Camera Just Video Video Camera Help Techno Need

Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musicians gets that life. So rather than being like, 'I'm an exception!', like a moron, I thought I'd get a real job. Mary Lambert

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I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron. Steve-O

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Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If you love your wife, say it. If some moron tells you that you're merely a 'newlywed' or that you're still just 'too young to understand,' correct them. Steven Crowder

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The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. Ted Rall

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