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I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrott
Born: Mar 14, 1945

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