109 Poker Quotes for You to Enjoy

In order to maximize your profits at the poker table, your goal should be to play completely opposite of the way other players at the table perceive you. Simply put, if opponents label you a conservative player who never bluffs and only plays premium hands, you'll do better playing aggressively and bluffing frequently. Daniel Negreanu

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To be a great poker player, you're going to have to learn this fact: Everything that's said at a poker table is worth listening to. It's all information that you can use to make better decisions, whether people are talking about baseball, politics, or, oh yeah, poker. Daniel Negreanu

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There's more at risk in what happens in Microsoft than I could ever bet on a poker table. David Einhorn

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With poker, you have a resolution of the hand within a couple of minutes. Whereas, even if the thought process in investing is very much the same, you're looking at an outcome that could be 2, 3, 4, 5 years from when you make the original decision. And the mindset related to that is very different. David Einhorn

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. David Mamet

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Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game. Doyle Brunson

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The World Series of Poker was becoming popular, and there were a lot of really bad poker players out there. The misperception was that I was really good, but I just ground it out. It was a good way to make money for Box. Dylan Smith

Games of chance often involve some amount of skill; this does not make them legal. Good poker players often beat novices. But poker is still gambling, and running a poker room - or online casino - is illegal in New York. Eric Schneiderman

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Daily fantasy sports is much closer to online poker than it is to traditional fantasy sports. Eric Schneiderman

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I'm a teller of stories. I put bloody skins on my back and dance around the fire, and I say what the hunt was like. It's not erudite; it's not intellectual. I sail, run dogs, ride horses, play professional poker, and tell stories about the stuff I've been through. And I'm still a romantic; I still want Bambi to make it out of the fire. Gary Paulsen

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I sail, run dogs, ride horses, play professional poker and tell stories about the stuff I've been through. And I'm still a romantic; I still want Bambi to make it out of the fire. Gary Paulsen

I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking. Gena Rowlands

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Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game. James Altucher

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I just love poker players. James Woods

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Because of who I am, when I sit at a poker table, I meet people who engage me in conversation, not only about poker, but also about the movie business and about the world of celebrities. James Woods

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One of the downsides of being a poker pro is that people see exactly how you play. Jason Alexander

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Poker is just a hobby I'm passionate about. It's not supposed to bring glory. Jason Alexander

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With gamblers, it's never enough. You keep thinking on a conscious level that the prize is whatever the pot is. In poker, you may have a certain goal for the day. But the truth is, as soon as you win, more often than not the first thing that comes to mind is: If I'd bet more, I would have won more. Jason Gedrick

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People ask me about past projects I've worked on, and other things; I'm just really bad at lying. I have a bad poker face, so I just try to tell people how I'm feeling in the moment and really what I was trying to do. Jeff Nichols

It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just accidentally winning. That was how it felt in my first stand-up appearance. Jonah Hill

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I like blackjack. I like the psychology of poker. Joshua Bell

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I learned playing poker that you never count your winnings because that's when you start to lose. Kenneth Langone

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Our poker table is eight guys, and then I'm the ninth; I'm usually the only girl at the table. Laura Prepon

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