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Jessi Klein
Jessi Klein
American Writer
Born: Aug 17, 1975
Banning Comedy Everyone Me Think Time
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Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer. Jessi Klein
Hate Lawyer Met Everyone Say Kid Parent Lawyers Never Want Wants Who
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes. Jessi Klein
Me Picture Holding Else Everyone Everyone Else Take Takes Goofy Koala Go Australia Same Want
If I was president, of course I'd want an amendment banning boy bands, but it just wouldn't be right, and I wouldn't do it. Then again... I don't want to paint myself into a corner on this one. Let me think about it. Jessi Klein
Myself Me Think Corner President About Course Boy Boy Bands Amendment Bands Just Want Banning Again Then Paint Right
I'm sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb. Jessi Klein
World Mouth Painting Every Sick Evoking Picasso Crumb Proust Goes Sculpture Who Novel Each Need
I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out. Jessi Klein
Life Day Problem Pressure Year Think Marketing Out Kind See Insidious Entire Wedding Weddings New Know Alpha Makes How Existence Happiest Placed Turns Your Eve Event
It's not that I think weddings - or marriages - are letdowns. It's just that I want to see my wedding as one awesome achievement on a continuum of achievements, all of which were, in their way, just as beautiful and profound for having led me to the current one. Jessi Klein
Beautiful Me Achievement Awesome Think Way Marriages See Wedding Having Weddings Were Continuum Led Current Just Achievements Want Which Profound
I remember the first time I heard a co-worker refer to himself as a foodie. It immediately irritated me. Was he implying that he appreciated food more than other people? That his love of eating was somehow more evolved than mine? Don't all people love the thing we can't live without? Jessi Klein
Love Time Food Me People Remember First Live Other Mine Immediately Evolved All People Eating Somehow More He Implying Himself First Time Without Refer His Heard Than Irritated Thing Appreciated

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