17 Tuna Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicken salad and cole slaw. That's it. For dinner it's either veal and rice, fish and rice or steak and rice. It gets boring; boy, does it get boring. Sylvester Stallone

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do. Alton Brown

Home Me You People Try Some People Impress Circles Table Some More Could Generally Feel Know Around Than Crackers Canned Tuna Cook Less Who Serve

Good-quality protein is very hard to come by in prison. Tuna is good, but tuna doesn't have texture. Mackerel is meaty. Charlie Shrem

Good Prison Come Protein Very Texture Tuna Hard

I eat tuna fish every day for lunch. That's all I ever have. Jerry Speyer

Day Every Day Every Lunch Eat Fish Tuna Ever

I turned down a lot of parts, and I ate a lot of canned tuna for dinner because I was just like, 'No, I don't want to do that; no, that's awful.' But sticking to my guns paid off, and I can look back now and be proud that I refused to take any stereotypical Asian parts. Jessica Henwick

Dinner Down Back Ate Guns Take Stereotypical Like Look Parts Because Sticking Proud Lot Off Any Just Refused Want Canned Tuna Asian Turned Paid Now Awful

Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC. Joan Collins

Time Light Coffee Three Long Big Stretching Mac Minutes Eating Week Takes Weights Exercises Surely Doing Fish Salad Big Mac Times Eggs Same Scrambled Tuna Break Preferable Toast Floor Amount

I keep getting asked out by really young, good looking boys and really ugly lesbians. So, even if I wanted to jump onto the tuna boat, I wouldn't because I'm not getting high-class babes that I should get at this level of my career. And I always know the ugly ones are serious and that the good-looking ones are goofing on me. Lisa Lampanelli

Good Me Ugly Looking Young Babes Out Onto Good-Looking Know Goofing Because Boy Always Jump Get Getting Wanted Tuna Boat Asked Really Should Lesbians Even Serious Keep Level Career

'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State. Lori Wilde

Whenever possible, buy a fish whole. With tuna, this isn't practical; with smaller fish, it is. Nobu Matsuhisa

Buy Possible Smaller Practical Fish Whenever Tuna Whole

A chunk of seared albacore tuna, salted and peppered, then seared rare in a little oil in a hot skillet for just a minute or so per side, is the perfect addition to a savory plate of fried rice. Just slice the tuna across the grain and fan those mild, meaty slices over the top of the rice. Tom Douglas

Rare Side Addition Slice Chunk Top Those Minute Per Perfect Hot Over Over-The-Top Fried Just Oil Grain Fan Tuna Little Rice Then Across Mild Plate

My first diet was in the first grade! Tuna fish and mustard with yogurt on the side. Wendy Williams

First Side Mustard First Grade Fish Yogurt Grade Diet Tuna

Tuna Quotes

No more tuna quotes