26 Gag Quotes for You to Enjoy

If we can but tear the blindfold of self-deception from our eyes and loosen the gag of self-denial from our voices, we can restore our country to greatness. Theodore C. Sorensen

Eyes Country Our Restore Voices Self-Deception Self-Denial Loosen Greatness Gag Tear

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. David Mamet

Politics About Guy Writer Gag Ask

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. Jim Davis

Life World Everyone Laugh Dream Write Makes Gag

I thought Twitter was a joke. I really thought it was a gag. I thought it was like National Lampoon or the Onion. Walter Becker

Thought Joke National Twitter Onion Like Gag Really

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag. Adrian Edmondson

Saying Good People Pretending Childish Doubting Rubbish Beneath Humour About Written Lot Effectiveness Gag Them Really Toilet

When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a little piece. I like Mexican food, and I'll go out to a Mexican restaurant and tell them, 'Look, I will die if you get cilantro in my food.' Then there's always that one little piece that falls in, and I gag. Amber Rose

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To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line. Ashley Jensen

Being a talented artist is good, it's nice, but it's not the most important thing. I think being a good storyteller, having a good idea, a good gag, is probably more important than being a great artist. Bill Plympton

I enjoyed doing the gag covers better than the story ones because they were usually simpler. A cover based on an incident in the plot took a great deal of staging to tell a little story that was still part of the book. And it had to make sense on its own. Carl Barks

Great Book Better Great Deal Own Sense Took Plot Tell Simpler Had Part Make Because Deal Still Doing Cover Were Covers Than Gag Staging Story Little Incident Based Enjoyed

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. Charlie Sheen

I don't like sweet, warm beverages. It makes me gag! Darci Lynne Farmer

Me Sweet Like Makes Gag Warm

And there is no finer moment, when I sit in a screening, and the parents and the kids are all laughing at the same gag. Genndy Tartakovsky

Parents Sit Kids Laughing Finer Same Screening Gag Moment

There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain comedy for maybe a movie - hence the 'Revenge of the Nerds' franchise - but not for hopefully years on the air. It's a sight gag, not a story. Johnny Galecki

I honestly do feel - and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this - but I feel like I'm one of the luckiest people in the world. Jonathan Banks

Hope People World Honestly Feel Like Read Anybody Gag Luckiest

Presenting the Oscars was the most nerve-racking job I have ever done in show business. It's very much a live show: they have comedy writers waiting in the wings, and as you come off between presentations, they hand you an appropriate gag to tell. Michael Caine

You Business Waiting Comedy Job Live Appropriate Tell Nerve-Racking Wings Writers Between Come Most Hand Off Very Done Gag Much Show Show Business Ever Oscars Presenting

Gag me with a spoon! Moon Unit Zappa

Me Spoon Gag

I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it's all about dedication, tunnel vision, pursuit of perfection, getting the gag right. Paul Merton

Book Vision Dedication Every Chaplin See About Pursuit Perfection Read How Getting Gag Tunnel Tunnel Vision Worked Keaton Buster Right

Nobody gets any fun out of baseball any more. I guess a kid's crazy not to be serious about it when he's drawing down $20,000 or $30,000 a year, and any smart-aleck gag you try may be your last. But what's life without a laugh? Rabbit Maranville

Life Crazy You Try Year Down Guess Kid Drawing Laugh Out About More He Nobody Without Gets Any May Gag Your Fun Serious Baseball Last

We used to indulge hopelessly as a family at Christmas. When the children were little, I dressed up as Father Christmas. They knew it was a gag, but they loved it. I remember stealing into their bedrooms at 1 A.M. and filling the stockings up at the end of the bed. Richard Attenborough

If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it. Sergio Aragones

Time You Complicated Thinking Spend Way Drawing About More Gag

Sometimes, you start with the drawing and then the gag comes to you in the middle of it. That is when you start working on the solution of the gag, which is composition, placing, equilibrium, and character design. Sergio Aragones

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'Sex and The City' had very strong gag orders as to what we could say and not say. Willie Garson

Strong Sex Say Sex And The City City Could Had Very Orders Gag

Homosexuality is like an inside baseball thing. It's like a gag that people share; 'How is your husband?' But when it comes to bringing diversity to a broader audience, suddenly it's a different road. It's what we call 'a risk.' Isn't it our responsibility to elevate the standards and change people's perceptions? Xavier Dolan

Change People Responsibility Husband Diversity Our Broader Inside Perceptions Risk Share Road Like Call Audience How Different Gag Your Standards Suddenly Baseball Elevate Thing Bringing Homosexuality

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