Mort Walker quote

I go to the grocery store with my wife. She goes off to buy something. Where is she, anyways? So I ask the manager, 'What aisle do they keep the wives in?'
Mort Walker
Mort Walker
Mort Walker
Born: Sep 3, 1923
Died: Jan 27, 2018

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