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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

American Comedian

Born: Feb 24, 1968

Died: Mar 30, 2005

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Addicted, Blackjack, Like, Sitting, Gambling, Play

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