Jen Kirkman quote

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
Jen Kirkman
Jen Kirkman
Jen Kirkman
Born: Aug 28, 1974

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Love, Education, Luxury, College, Young, Community, Saving, Else, Nurses, College Education, Someone, Instead, Retirement, Male, Replete, Handsome, Currently, Golf, Who

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