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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Born: Sep 13, 1965

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Funny, Me, You, Somebody, Somewhere, Joke, Every, Observation, Gotta, Offend, Want, After, Apologize

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