Jeff Ross - As soon as a roast is announced, I...

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

Jeff Ross

American Comedian

Born: Sep 13, 1965

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Family, Me, Jokes, Giving, Everybody, About, Cab, Drivers, Soon, Roast, Announced, Masses, Friends, Person, Get, Mouthpiece, Getting

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