Jason Segel quote

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
Jason Segel
Jason Segel
Jason Segel
Born: Jan 18, 1980

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Woman, Cute, Fatty, Hey, Out, Girly, Voice, Over, She, Making, Off, Shirt, Really

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