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The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Born: Feb 7, 1956

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Post, Evil, Incompetence, Way, Post Office, Russians, Combination, Like, Sort, Understand, Tanks, Office

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