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Andy Richter

Andy Richter

American Comedian

Born: Oct 28, 1966

Because Funny Me People Think You

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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way. Andy Richter

Saying King Way Prom Look Most Course Because Were Five Sixth Automatically Which Who Popular Homecoming Actually Disqualified

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. Andy Richter

People Naked Top Boots Guns Firing Mountain Mountain Top

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. Andy Richter

Love You Sorry Show Off Swimming Top Dipping Beaches Something Go Been Off Mountain Trying Sitting Just Show Skinny Ridiculous

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. Andy Richter

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular. Andy Richter

King First Prom Guys Most Because Court Came Were Five Sixth Being Popular Homecoming Disqualified

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems! Andy Richter

Poems Emily Emily Dickinson Know Any

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. Andy Richter

Considered Poe Edgar Doing Lot Just Swearing

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them. Andy Richter

Angry Three Feel Been Them Shows Seasons Four Watch Mediocre

The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste. Andy Richter

Great People Exactly Were Taste Producer Show

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude. Andy Richter

World Down Say Kind Prude Mean Things

Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York. Andy Richter

Easier Column New Like Naming Well Because Refer Lot Celebrity York New York Stores Whole Jeopardy Basically

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you. Andy Richter

You People Thank You Own Think Compliment Host Talk Talk Show Talk Show Host Make Another Thank Want Should Your Show Awkward

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?' Andy Richter

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