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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison
Born: Dec 8, 1953
Died: Apr 10, 1992

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Service, Morning, Me, You, People, Tough, Nothing, Laugh, Tell, Crowd, Know, House, Make, Got, Gotta, Go, Pat, Going, Six, Your, Payment, Rough

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