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Robert Orben
American Entertainer
Born: Mar 4, 1927
Day Humor People Time Work You
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben
Day Nothing All Day Having Vacation
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben
Success Key Key To Success Tells Thousands Dressed Students Individuality Identical Commencement Graduation Where Ceremony Speaker Caps Event
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben
Time You Time Flies Up Flies Navigator
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
Work Morning People Every Through Look Forbes Go Up America Get List Richest Richest People
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben
Funny Health Food People Older Eat Get Older People Need
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. Robert Orben
Best Day Heart Valentines Day Girl Valentine Herself Best Part Take Part Like Arms Said Got Lips Just Which Keeping Card Her
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
Work Day Business Every Day People Every Through Look Forbes Go Up America Get List Richest Richest People
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben
You Takes Days Got Losers Up Just Keep
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
Problem Alien States Indian Always Been Any Ask Illegal Illegal Aliens United United States
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben
Love Great You Love Is Girl First Out Tell Lights She Looks First Thing The First Thing Turn Confusing Thing
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
Our Air Put Were Pollution Place Much Now Lungs
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben
Time Democracy History Inflation First Luxuries Price True First Time Selling Same Us Bringing Necessities
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Robert Orben
Good Opportunity Seen Politician Too Guy Miss Witty Warm Chance
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben
Inflation Savings Your
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben
Success Failure Think
Do your kids a favor - don't have any. Robert Orben
Favor Kids Any Your
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Robert Orben
Health Will Go Away Worrying About Go Quit Your Away
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Robert Orben
Me Our Minds TV About Tends Bothers Take Off
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert Orben
God People Obsolescence New Concept Really Planned Used
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orben
Luck Corporal General General Motors Invested Motors Bust Ever
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Robert Orben
Remember Humor Take Remember When Stuff Arm Call Gentle Around Prisoners Go Mean Shoulder Used Now

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