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Mike Royko
American
Writer
Born:
Sep 19
,
1932
Died:
Apr 29
,
1997
Achieve
Always
Been
Good
Political
Rich
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It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
Mike Royko
Internet
Asylum
Computers
Highway
Policy
Been
Information
View
Electronic
Filled
Babbling
Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.
Mike Royko
Conservative
Goals
Achieve
Will
Rich
Approach
Stay
Remain
Reagan
Same
Little
Poor
Poorer
Even
Basic
Things
Basically
Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
Mike Royko
You
Cooking
Remember
Remove
Before
Way
Collar
Eats
One-Way
Cat
Obvious
Another
Always
Personal
Personal Choice
Tip
Want
Anyone
Whether
Sway
Choice
Bell
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko
Cheating
Hating
Pie
Yankees
Mothers
American
Tax
Pizza
Your
Income
Income Tax
Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.
Mike Royko
Money
Rich
Take
Wiser
Contrary
Than
Poor
Much
Popular
Belief
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.
Mike Royko
Family
Problem
Cause
Values
Down
Way
Crisis
Solve
One-Way
Alleged
Only
Only One Way
Erosion
Get
Family Values
Root
Right
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.
Mike Royko
Simple
Lose
Live
Spending
Philosophy
Pleasure
Wayne
Bad
Find
John
Seeing
Bad Guys
Guys
John Wayne
Never
Absorb
Hours
Couple
Message
Movie
To Live By
Profound
When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.
Mike Royko
Myself
Sports
Hero
Jordan
Without
Michael
Michael Jordan
Quit
Suddenly
Found
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