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Jane Wagner Quotes
Jane Wagner
American
Comedian
Born:
Feb 2
,
1935
About
Full
Funny
Life
You
Your
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When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner
Funny
God
Schizophrenic
Talk
Talks
Praying
Us
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Life
Funny
Somebody
My Life
All My Life
See
More
Always
Been
Wanted
Should
Now
Specific
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner
Language
Think
Complain
Our
Developed
Because
Personally
Deep
Inner
Need
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner
Myself
Me
Better
About
Delusions
Feel
Make
Lot
Grandeur
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Jane Wagner
Thought
Living
Potential
Am
Up
Very
What If
Sobering
Full
Full Potential
Moment
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
Jane Wagner
Life
You
Kid
About
Part
Knowing
Got
Being
Your
Whole
Hardest
Hardest Part
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