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Art Buchwald
American
Journalist
Born:
Oct 20
,
1925
Died:
Jan 17
,
2007
Life
Make
People
Time
Work
You
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Art Buchwald
Time
Best
Worst
Only
Only Time
Got
Times
Whether
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Art Buchwald
Past
Before
Taking
Putting
Been
Off
Reform
Tax
In The Past
Tax Reform
Taxed
Taxes
Things
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
Art Buchwald
You
Seen
Rich
Television
Talking
Person
Candidate
Rich Person
Ever
I've known Don since he came to Washington. When he first came to work for George W. Bush, he was a different Don Rumsfeld. He was jolly, full of life, and ready to go to war, but only if we could win.
Art Buchwald
Life
Work
War
Win
First
Rumsfeld
Only
Could
Jolly
He
Since
Known
Ready
Came
Go
George
George W
George W. Bush
Different
Bush
Full
Washington
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Art Buchwald
Water
Exactly
Powder
Like
Mixed
Tastes
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
Art Buchwald
Dangerous
Accidents
Everyone
States
Out
Statistics
More
Buffalo
Him
Makes
Prove
Than
American
Automobile
United
United States
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Art Buchwald
Politics
Light
Enough
Never
Make
Always
Get
Wanted
Team
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald
Birthday
Me
Celebrate
Wonderful
Way
Security
Wonderful Way
Wanted
Again
Homeland
Homeland Security
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.
Art Buchwald
Man
People
Some People
Think
Way
Some
True
Know
Known
Around
Am
Still
Wonder
Die
Going
Far
Who
Many
Why
Things
Starting
Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a much better position to be in, and it's easier on your back.
Art Buchwald
Life
Death
Better
Matter
Back
Easier
Becoming
Eighty
Much
Your
Chose
Position
I was put on earth to make people laugh.
Art Buchwald
People
Earth
Laugh
Put
Make
There was tremendous pressure to take dialysis, and there were lots of tears when I broke the news to the family that I was not going to do it.
Art Buchwald
News
Family
Tears
Pressure
Tremendous
Broke
Take
Were
Lots
Going
Unless they've had some experience with it, the hospice is still a mystery to most people. Because hospice deals with death, people tend not to talk about it.
Art Buchwald
Death
Experience
People
Unless
Some
About
Tend
Mystery
Had
Most
Talk
Because
Deals
Still
The Marine Corps was the first father figure I had ever known.
Art Buchwald
Father
Marine Corps
First
Father Figure
Corps
Had
Known
Figure
Ever
Marine
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