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Art Buchwald
Art Buchwald
American Journalist
Born: Oct 20, 1925
Died: Jan 17, 2007
Life Make People Time Work You
Related authors: Ambrose Bierce Dave Barry Erma Bombeck Hunter S. Thompson Mignon McLaughlin Walter Cronkite William F. Buckley, Jr. William Lloyd Garrison
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. Art Buchwald
Time Best Worst Only Only Time Got Times Whether
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. Art Buchwald
Past Before Taking Putting Been Off Reform Tax In The Past Tax Reform Taxed Taxes Things
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? Art Buchwald
You Seen Rich Television Talking Person Candidate Rich Person Ever
I've known Don since he came to Washington. When he first came to work for George W. Bush, he was a different Don Rumsfeld. He was jolly, full of life, and ready to go to war, but only if we could win. Art Buchwald
Life Work War Win First Rumsfeld Only Could Jolly He Since Known Ready Came Go George George W George W. Bush Different Bush Full Washington
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. Art Buchwald
Water Exactly Powder Like Mixed Tastes
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. Art Buchwald
Dangerous Accidents Everyone States Out Statistics More Buffalo Him Makes Prove Than American Automobile United United States
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. Art Buchwald
Politics Light Enough Never Make Always Get Wanted Team
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Art Buchwald
Birthday Me Celebrate Wonderful Way Security Wonderful Way Wanted Again Homeland Homeland Security
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around. Art Buchwald
Man People Some People Think Way Some True Know Known Around Am Still Wonder Die Going Far Who Many Why Things Starting
Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a much better position to be in, and it's easier on your back. Art Buchwald
Life Death Better Matter Back Easier Becoming Eighty Much Your Chose Position
I was put on earth to make people laugh. Art Buchwald
People Earth Laugh Put Make
There was tremendous pressure to take dialysis, and there were lots of tears when I broke the news to the family that I was not going to do it. Art Buchwald
News Family Tears Pressure Tremendous Broke Take Were Lots Going
Unless they've had some experience with it, the hospice is still a mystery to most people. Because hospice deals with death, people tend not to talk about it. Art Buchwald
Death Experience People Unless Some About Tend Mystery Had Most Talk Because Deals Still
The Marine Corps was the first father figure I had ever known. Art Buchwald
Father Marine Corps First Father Figure Corps Had Known Figure Ever Marine

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