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Ty Burrell
Ty Burrell
American Actor
Born: Aug 22, 1967
Comedy Me People Think Wife You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out. Ty Burrell
Technology Wife Our Out Something Computer Throw Step Wrong Arms Up Goes While Gal Aside Figures
You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically explained to me that I was just a guy that likes to eat. Ty Burrell
Me You School Wife Think Eat Guy Know Likes Culinary Culinary School Just Explained Then Used Basically
Our house was a place where you were welcome to make an idiot out of yourself. Silliness was valued. My dad worked with foster kids in the foster care system, and I think silliness was a way for him to leaven things up. Ty Burrell
You Welcome Yourself Care Idiot Think Our Way Kids System Valued Out Silliness House Make Him Were Up Where Place Worked Foster Dad Things
Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea. Ty Burrell
Future Me You Care Stage Everything Promise Mustache See Idea Know Movie Convince Who Now
I didn't know that there was such a thing as butter carving. But then, I poked around a little bit. A quick Google search will show you 55,000 images of butter carvings, and they're extraordinary. Ty Burrell
You Will Google Extraordinary Bit Carving Poked Know Around Quick Little Little Bit Then Show Such A Thing Search Butter Thing Images
I spent most of my formative years in rural Oregon. Ty Burrell
Spent Rural Most Years Formative Oregon
After my father passed away in 1989, I fell pretty hard for theater as an undergraduate at the University of Oregon. Before he died, he planted the seed that maybe I should look into performing. Ty Burrell
Father Before Seed Pretty He Performing Look Fell Undergraduate Passed Died Maybe After Theater Oregon Should Hard Planted Away University
I'm an obsessive sports fan, which my wife is incredibly patient about. Ty Burrell
Sports Wife Patient Incredibly About Obsessive Sports Fan Fan Which
My wife has taught me about unconditional love. When there's a conflict, there's never a thought that we won't work it out. Ty Burrell
Work Love Me Conflict Wife Thought Out About Unconditional Unconditional Love Never Taught
Once you do a show like 'Modern Family,' which has been an amazing thing, and I'm so happy about it, it does make it a little challenging to do other things. Ty Burrell
Family You Happy Amazing Other Once Has-Been About Like Make Does Amazing Thing Been Modern Modern Family Which Little Show Challenging Thing Things
I was a bouncer for, like, three months in Boston until everybody figured out that I should never be a bouncer. I'm so soft. I just have no aggression in me. Ty Burrell
Me Three Everybody Months Out Boston Never Like Until Just Should Aggression Figured Soft
People discuss parenting the way they talk about denominations of faith. Ty Burrell
Faith Parenting People Way About Talk Denomination Discuss
Comedy can be fun no matter what you're playing. It always has the potential to be a blast. Ty Burrell
You Comedy Matter Potential Blast Always Fun Playing
There's nobody in my family that's in performance or in the business in any way, so it was not something that was encouraged as a profession. It was more just encouraged as a personality trait. Ty Burrell
Family Business Personality Way Something More Performance Nobody Encouraged Trait Any Just Profession
My dad was a fiercely funny guy, and he and his brother would get on runs. So my younger brother and I were basically mimicking them when we started goofing off. Ty Burrell
Funny Funny Guy Mimicking Would Runs Brother Guy He Goofing Were His Off Get Them Fiercely Younger Younger Brother Dad Started Basically
I'm not handy. Ty Burrell
Handy
My favourite game is wiffle ball, a fake version of baseball with a plastic ball and bat that's really for kids. Ty Burrell
Game Bat Kids Favourite Ball Fake Version Really Plastic Baseball
I'm prone to hyperbole. Ty Burrell
Prone Hyperbole

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