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Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman
American Comedian
Born: Dec 1, 1970
Funny Love Me Myself Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. Sarah Silverman
Survival People Black Jews Humour Hated Individuals Any Either Skill Use Who Suffered
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. Sarah Silverman
Out Also Offend Shock Anything Avoid Set
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. Sarah Silverman
Great Parents Uncle Got Trying Just Fun
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. Sarah Silverman
Truth Word Harmless Only Emotion Powerful Real Real Meaning Behind Meaning Meaning Of Shows
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. Sarah Silverman
Heart Made Saw Silhouette Kissing Shape Looked Matt Up Matt Damon Affleck Ben Ben Affleck
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Sarah Silverman
Love You Find Someone Kissing Pieces Judging Ultimately Friends Being Loving Mean Choices Your Hard Who Start
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. Sarah Silverman
Hope Sometimes Power Arrogant Stage Think Say Kind Some More Only Absolute Tend Absolute Power Opposite Lines Get Transcends Blurred Far Ignorant
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. Sarah Silverman
You Honesty Words Safety Listening Idiot Situation Think Unless See Taking Edgy Because Always Context Been Account Just Buzz
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. Sarah Silverman
Together Kind Knew Feel Between Tight Confident In-Between Really Who Now Earlier Career
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. Sarah Silverman
Enjoy Quarter Games Last Basketball
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. Sarah Silverman
Time First Summer First Time Did
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. Sarah Silverman
Time Live Would Featured Writer Performer Graduated Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Night By The Time
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman
Funny Think Say Harsh Something Well Afraid Even
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. Sarah Silverman
Say Find Offensive Anything
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. Sarah Silverman
Some Stuff Holocaust Really Hard Ton Core
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Sarah Silverman
Totally Jewish
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Sarah Silverman
People Too Much Humor Some People Too Say People Say Some Facts Stereotypes Much
I like my life alone. Sarah Silverman
Life Alone My Life Like
I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. Sarah Silverman
Life Day You Wake Up Three Living Sets Other All Day Eat New Like Ready Comics Doing Lot Wake Up Bunch Get York New York Then Your Night Sleep
What are the chances there is a God, really? Sarah Silverman
God Really Chances
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. Sarah Silverman
People Too Other Never Material Subjective Where Want Defend Position
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. Sarah Silverman
Me Crazy Definitely Impact Smells
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. Sarah Silverman
Tears Highs Cry Still Salty Maybe Much Lows
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. Sarah Silverman
Time Myself Together First Once Onstage Knew Feel New Like First Time Tight Still Did York Confident New York Really Who Found Now Earlier Career
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life. Sarah Silverman
Life Comedy Old Random My Life Joke Back Exactly Exactly What Journal Know Look Same Going Notebooks Filled
You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. Sarah Silverman
You Tell Supposed Friends Anything
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