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Miranda Hart

English Actress

Born: Dec 14, 1972

Comedy Life Me People Woman You

Related authors: Elizabeth Taylor Jane Birkin Judi Dench Julie Andrews Keira Knightley Millie Bobby Brown Phoebe Waller-Bridge Vivien Leigh

I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. Miranda Hart

Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying 'Hi,' shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that's fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird. Miranda Hart

I kiss, but I don't tell. Miranda Hart

Kiss Tell

If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves. Miranda Hart

Life Fashion Home Woman Seriously Shoes Clothes Benefit Top Out Taking Bleak Hill Well Make Polishing Leave Leaves Scottish Pruning Stone May Committing Where Then Mud Means Grooming Exterior

If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really hate plastic surgery when it's just for aesthetics and anti-ageing. I think ageing is beautiful and expressive and characterful. Miranda Hart

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way. Miranda Hart

Hate Money Pressure Way Those Pressures Jogging Fact Feel Look Go Fit Trainer Get Certain Certain Way Keep Societal

When my sitcom 'Miranda' first became successful, I was so in the thick of working and I was so stressed that I didn't really enjoy the moment. You suddenly look back and go, 'Gosh, you've just got to enjoy every day.' And now I wake up and literally pinch myself every day. Miranda Hart

Myself Day You Every Day Wake Up First Enjoy Every Back Look Gosh Became Got Go Pinch Wake Up Sitcom Just Literally Really Successful Working Moment Suddenly Now Thick Stressed

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.' Miranda Hart

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta. Miranda Hart

Fear Greatest

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences. Miranda Hart

Money Value Own Nothing Spend Experiences

I hate talking about my height, because I don't feel like a tall person... When I see a tall woman, I'm always slightly like, 'Whoa.' It looks weird, but that could be because of my complex about it, my worry over whether it's womanly to be that tall. Miranda Hart

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do. Miranda Hart

Teacher Me Kind About Still Want Used

Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! Miranda Hart

Writing Pain Humour Months Involves Sitcom Certainly

In my head, I have the most sensational singing voice. I perform concerts to thousands in the shower. The reality is I can hold a tune. The dream is a West End musical one day - no, really! Miranda Hart

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. Miranda Hart

Would Parallel Parking No-One Likes Sport Get Gold Olympic

Because I have a dog, it's easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird 'Mastermind'-style chair and bask in my own mediocrity. Being single, I've no family life to distract me at the end of the day. Apart from taking the dog for a walk, I have no other responsibilities. Miranda Hart

Life Work Day Home Family Me Dog End Of The Day Walk Distract Single Sit Own Mediocrity Other Easier Responsibilities Horrible My Own Taking Weird Because End Family Life Being Apart Chair

I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's going to end up on national television. Miranda Hart

Saying Writing Comedy Pressure National Homework Television Equivalent Surgery Doing Brain Brain Surgery End Up National Television Going Certain

Being tall when I was youngerl I was always a bit awkward. As a teenager, I was very, very thin, so I was very gangly and limby, and would sweep things off the table without realising how big my wingspan was - just out of control. A lot of women write to me and say, 'I'm six foot and exactly the same happens' - that's been lovely therapy. Miranda Hart

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I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised. Miranda Hart

Woman World Fighting Never Like Felt Male

I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am afraid that is not the case. I'm still in my pyjamas at nine o'clock each night, watching ITV2 without telling anyone. Miranda Hart

Time Me You Nine Say Secretly Out Telling Case Cruise Suppose Parties Without Am Still Going Afraid Want Anyone Each Tom Tom Cruise Each Night Watching Night

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