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Michael Showalter
Michael Showalter
American Comedian
Born: Jun 17, 1970
Cats Comedians Funny Me Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. Michael Showalter
You Cats Dog Animals Other Way Cat Train Same Act Cooperative
I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course not. Every other day maybe, but not every day. Michael Showalter
Day You Every Day Every Think Twitter Other Write Checking Read Course His Account Maybe Mean Paul Really Every Other Day
Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven commodities with built-in audiences. They may not have the writing chops of a Dave Eggers, but they're salacious and funny and self-reflective. Michael Showalter
Funny Book Writing Think State Given Dave Name Comedians Audiences Proven Cover Brand Current May Commodities Current State Your Chops Helps Publishing
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. Michael Showalter
Love You Love Is Word Think Joking Confusing
I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism. Michael Showalter
Criticism College Thinking Pursuing Maybe Film Film Criticism Career
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories. Michael Showalter
Tell Detail Longer Like Comedians Go Stories
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense. Michael Showalter
Me Jokes Joke Big Beneath Else Say Someone Sure Making Huge Huge Fan Expense Fan Little Fat
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it. Michael Showalter
Jokes People Humor Feeling Few Think Telling Prevent Disbelief Audiences Lot Off Few People Centers Might Certain Act Help
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. Michael Showalter
Life Funny Best Me Parenting Culture People Black Twitter Way Brooklyn About Stuck Taking Pictures Read Traffic Michael Being Want Then Really Pop Means Pop Culture Tweets Works Bridge

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