10 Mark Thomas Quotes for You to Enjoy

Mark Thomas

British Comedian

Born: Apr 11, 1963

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One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers. Mark Thomas

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Maybe... there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for unlawfully detaining 120 people. Maybe they just got carried away with last year's idea of pre-emptive strikes and thought, 'Let's not wait for an actual crime to occur. Let's get the innocent. Mark Thomas

The only deadline is the one I give myself. Mark Thomas

Myself Give Only Deadline

We're quite lucky that we've got political freedoms. We should be using them. Mark Thomas

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People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with the cards that I have been dealt because I really love doing what I do. Mark Thomas

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People are even more wary of politicians and they are realizing that democracy isn't just about putting a cross on a ballot every four years, it's about deciding what you want and fighting for it. Mark Thomas

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I have a small Thai boy who dresses me and every year I let him pick what campaign I am going to work on. It saves me having to worry about it and, bless him, it makes him feel involved in the struggle for global liberation. Mark Thomas

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I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is. Mark Thomas

Job Lost Kinds Investigative Comedian Track Get Title Activist Things

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