16 Kristen Schaal Quotes for You to Enjoy

Kristen Schaal

American Actress

Born: Jan 24, 1978

Comedy Love Me Myself People You

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I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows. Kristen Schaal

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I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go to the zoo usually, they're like a blank slate. I guess that's why I like them. They're puppets, and you can imagine them being anything you want. Kristen Schaal

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience. Kristen Schaal

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I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. Kristen Schaal

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My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need to have all their senses ready to take on my comedy, and unfortunately, TV alienates at least their sense of touch, taste, smell. Kristen Schaal

'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy. Kristen Schaal

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I've been lucky. The projects I've gotten to work on are projects I'd want to watch myself. That's what I try to shoot for. Kristen Schaal

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My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.' Kristen Schaal

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I definitely do weird things every show. Kristen Schaal

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You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for loving it. Like, 'That's gross, Kristen.' Also, telling myself it could go away at any moment, and I'd be so sad. Kristen Schaal

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Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role. Kristen Schaal

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It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity. Kristen Schaal

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Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up. Kristen Schaal

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Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly. Kristen Schaal

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